sandman
03-15-2001, 03:06 PM
1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!
2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3) I'm bored. Let's shave my balls!
4) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your
buddies?
5) That was a great fart! Do another one!
6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house.
7) You're so sexy when you're hung over.
8) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go
shopping.
9) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10) Would you like to watch me go down on my
boyfriend?
11) Say, let's go to the mall so you can check out
men's asses.
12) I'll be painting the house.
13) I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just
wish you had time
to play on Saturday, too.
14) Honey, our new neighbors 16-year-old son is
sunbathing
again,
come see!
15) I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would
you please try
again?
16) No, No, you just relax and watch the game. I'll
take the car for
an oil change.
17) Your mother is way better than mine.
18) Do me a favor...forget the stupid Valentines day
thing and buy
yourself a new set clubs.
19) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every
year for
christ's
sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful
stress reliever.
20) Oh come on.. what do you say we get a good porno
movie, a case of
beer, a few joints and have my friend Bobby over for
a threesome!
21) Not the fucking mall again... come on let's go to our community village
22) Listen, I make enough money for the both of
us-why don't you
retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to a 7
or 8.
23) You need your sleep...stop getting up for the
baby's night
feedings.
24) If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am
going to explode!!
25) I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my
ankles behind my
ears for you!!
[Note: This message has been edited by magnatique]
2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3) I'm bored. Let's shave my balls!
4) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your
buddies?
5) That was a great fart! Do another one!
6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house.
7) You're so sexy when you're hung over.
8) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go
shopping.
9) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10) Would you like to watch me go down on my
boyfriend?
11) Say, let's go to the mall so you can check out
men's asses.
12) I'll be painting the house.
13) I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just
wish you had time
to play on Saturday, too.
14) Honey, our new neighbors 16-year-old son is
sunbathing
again,
come see!
15) I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would
you please try
again?
16) No, No, you just relax and watch the game. I'll
take the car for
an oil change.
17) Your mother is way better than mine.
18) Do me a favor...forget the stupid Valentines day
thing and buy
yourself a new set clubs.
19) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every
year for
christ's
sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful
stress reliever.
20) Oh come on.. what do you say we get a good porno
movie, a case of
beer, a few joints and have my friend Bobby over for
a threesome!
21) Not the fucking mall again... come on let's go to our community village
22) Listen, I make enough money for the both of
us-why don't you
retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to a 7
or 8.
23) You need your sleep...stop getting up for the
baby's night
feedings.
24) If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am
going to explode!!
25) I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my
ankles behind my
ears for you!!
[Note: This message has been edited by magnatique]