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sandman
03-15-2001, 03:06 PM
1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!

2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3) I'm bored. Let's shave my balls!

4) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your
buddies?

5) That was a great fart! Do another one!

6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house.

7) You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go
shopping.


9) Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10) Would you like to watch me go down on my
boyfriend?

11) Say, let's go to the mall so you can check out
men's asses.

12) I'll be painting the house.

13) I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just
wish you had time
to play on Saturday, too.

14) Honey, our new neighbors 16-year-old son is
sunbathing
again,
come see!

15) I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would
you please try
again?

16) No, No, you just relax and watch the game. I'll
take the car for
an oil change.

17) Your mother is way better than mine.

18) Do me a favor...forget the stupid Valentines day
thing and buy
yourself a new set clubs.

19) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every
year for
christ's
sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful
stress reliever.

20) Oh come on.. what do you say we get a good porno
movie, a case of
beer, a few joints and have my friend Bobby over for
a threesome!

21) Not the fucking mall again... come on let's go to our community village

22) Listen, I make enough money for the both of
us-why don't you
retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to a 7
or 8.

23) You need your sleep...stop getting up for the
baby's night
feedings.

24) If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am
going to explode!!

25) I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my
ankles behind my
ears for you!!



[Note: This message has been edited by magnatique]

Rich
03-15-2001, 03:20 PM
Number 20 should move up a few notches.. thats the perfect woman right there...hehe

sandman
03-15-2001, 03:32 PM
Change #14 to 18 year old neighbor

CowboySurfers.com
03-15-2001, 03:37 PM
Damn .. I must have the perfect girl http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

magnatique
03-15-2001, 04:01 PM
damn sandman... I didn't know http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/wink.gif

sandman
03-15-2001, 04:11 PM
magnatique funny http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Rich
03-15-2001, 04:15 PM
Oh shit.. yeah.. bad time for that spelling mistake eh?

CowboySurfers.com
03-15-2001, 04:16 PM
Niiiiice

Rich
03-15-2001, 04:17 PM
Oh crap.. I've smoked to much..... I get it... hehehehe (I'm SO glad I'm on vacation)

sandman
03-15-2001, 04:19 PM
Change #14 to 18 year old neighbor Female!!

magnatique
03-15-2001, 04:34 PM
Revenge is sweet :P

Beaver
03-15-2001, 04:37 PM
lol magnatique u'r a bad ass mod http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

basschick
03-15-2001, 04:44 PM
mag, you're a bad, bad boy!

go to your room http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

sandman
03-15-2001, 05:12 PM
magnatique your right revenge rules http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

taked0wn
03-15-2001, 06:06 PM
ok, I'm confused, some of theses things are directed towards men and others are towards women. Which one is it?

sandman
03-15-2001, 06:17 PM
taked0wn #14 was a girl not a guy mag is messing with me for the edits i did on his post on wolfshades's board http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

sandman
03-15-2001, 06:18 PM
Damm even more edits now that i read it again http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/frown.gif Mag you getting any work done today or just hanging around editing my stuff http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif
My dsl is fucked up and awi is one of the only places i can reach http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

magnatique
03-15-2001, 08:33 PM
it's your dsl, old history..

it took me 2 mins to edit :P


besides, before I get someone bitching at me, I do not have anything against gays... in fact, I own one right here in my basement LOL


(here I'm beeing highly sarcastic, I really am allright with any sexualities http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif )