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boneprone
05-06-2001, 06:19 AM
Many of you know that boneprone is up to a "secret project" and that it is to be unleashed at the World's Largest Adult Webmaster Convention this June in LasVegas Internext..
Before I let rumors get out of hand as to what we're are engagning in, I feel it necessary to stop the spread of innacurate information and give you a brief overview of what we are creating.

As many of you know, Tam has been hired as a active employee for boneprone.. She will be handling the interviews, and will guide you through your step by step process in becoming a "made" member.. We take this very serious, and have every intention in developing an Adult Webmaster Union By the end of June ready for the Convention In Vegas.
Our industry's first Labor Union will engage in the protection of all Union Adult Webmasters and will become a very serious venture. We have every intention of being the first "UNION" in our industry, that will protect all webmasters in our industry from the injustices that may evolve from others in our indusrty and from politcal environmental threats. We intend to become a huge factor in our political environment engaging in the lobbest fuction at Capital Hill, and fully intend to create and organize many fund raiser organizations..
Most of this is still very hush hush as we are still activly working on establishing this force. But we have every intention of introducing the industrys very first labor UNION for adult webmasters this June at the worlds largest Adult Webmaster Convention.. Internext.

boneprone
05-06-2001, 06:22 AM
We do ask that you respect our wishes not to discuss this project anymore until we unleash this project to the public arena in June..


Thank you
Mindy Jacobs
Aka Boneprone

Wildmanau
05-06-2001, 06:41 AM
This is long overdue.

Good Thinking and Good Luck BoneProne. Im sure someone like you can pull it off (no pun intended http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Wildman.

terminator
05-06-2001, 07:24 AM
great idea mindy!!

bruce
dialer king.com

Labret
05-06-2001, 07:27 AM
It has been tried before. It failed miserably. The GIA, which was actually composed of those with huge resources and credibility, crashed and burned.

You people cant hold a civil conversation on a message board and you want me to let YOU represent me? I cant wait to see the rules and regs on this. How much traffic do I have send the mighty bone prone family to be a part?

I cant wait to see all the ass kissing sycophants come crawling out of the woodwork on this one.

Labret
05-06-2001, 07:47 AM
Jesus, the more I think about it the more I can't contain the laughter.

If you have ever spent more than 45 minutes on the GFY board you quickly realize this has to be the biggest joke. Its a fucking Bonerprone soap opera over there. These Buffet and Bonerprone little traffic mobster wannabes argue and bicker over the stupidist shit. You want to be booted out of the union cause you disagree with Boneprone over who would win in a grudgematch between Eminem and Ricki Martin? That is the level of conversation over there. Someone in Boneprone was just booted cause they disagreed with Boneprone over some stupid shit... I do not recall the name.

The Gov would eat these mongoloids for breakfast.

If you are part of the Boneprone "Union" can you trade and work with non-union webmasters? If how you people run Boneprone and Buffet is any indication of how this will be run... no thanks, I left cliques back in highschool. I dont want to be cool.

Muff
05-06-2001, 08:01 AM
Anyone that would Join a Union is insane, especially in this industry. By Joining something like this you you would basically let the "UNION" decide what is right or wrong for you. Forget about that blabla site you wanted to start, the "UNION" may look wrongly or decide it gives the "UNION" a bad rep.

People work on the adult internet because they want to be individuals and create there own ideas that can't be done in the real world. They want to work whatever hours they want, they want to try any new ideas that they have.

The minute you let someone regulate that like a government or a "UNION" it's over.

So Vote No and stop this madness http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


Did you post this at netpond or adultnetsurprise? Id love to read the response you get there.

Muff

PS it will never work. why? too many individuals.

Killah
05-06-2001, 08:10 AM
Not sure why it can be wrong to try a project like this. I don't see that this could touch my own business or the work of a CJ webmaster if he doesn't want to.
So sit back and relax until the stuff is running for 2-3 months. Then you can call it a soap opera or a good project. But for now let the guys work it out and give their best.

Good luck !!

Labret
05-06-2001, 08:12 AM
Very VERY well said Muff.

They know better than to take this to Netpond. Serge himself would eat them alive and then let the rest piss on the carcass.

Muff
05-06-2001, 08:19 AM
LOL Labret,

My thoughts exactly.

Maybe we should here whats up first though.

Maybe Boneprone will give us full details instead of the sample.

Muff

Lizard
05-06-2001, 08:19 AM
Yeah, take this pissant kid shit to the other boards and lets get back to work...

whatever
05-06-2001, 08:21 AM
I agree.....

who do you guys think you are?

internet gangsters?

teamsters?

hahaha

let me guess you are in the environmental waste bussiness on the side right?

Coolegypt
05-06-2001, 10:34 AM
Interesting idea.

I have one key suggestion... For pete's sake don't call it a "union". Call it an "association" or a "professional association".

There's about 1000 different reasons why calling it a "union" will doom it to fail to achieve the objectives you outlined above. About a half dozen are addressed in replies above. The other 994 or so are obvious.

In my country (Canada), lawyers, doctors, dentists and many other professionals are "unionized" and they are most of the highest paid and most powerful professions in the country. They have charters and goals similar to what you propose for an adult webmaster's professional association. But they know to never, ever, ever identify themselves or even look at themselves as a "union".

Drop the "union" and I think it's got a chance.

toker
05-06-2001, 11:06 AM
Bah!
This is a load of hog wash it will never fly!!
So who want's to join the tokers union?
Free blunts to the first 50 members!!
We also supply you with 1OZ of weed a month as part of our healthcare plan.
We won't carge you anything to join all you have to do is transfer all your domains to the Tokers Union!
We promise to stay non profit so all members get a huge tax break.
Better yet we will lie to the gov and say you made $0 due to your weed addiction.
Thats rite folx join the legion of tokers today and pay no taxes!!

kanga
05-06-2001, 11:33 AM
count me in http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

toker
05-06-2001, 11:56 AM
kanga, You joining my legon or their union?

mukoh
05-06-2001, 12:24 PM
I think we all have listened to boneprones smart ideas on how to be "made" and to be part of a family of people who want to be black or italian. I gotta go with my heart on this. YOU ARE SO COOOL. You have to be a made guy, will you ever make me? Do i deserve this huge honor, to be a wannabe?

kanga
05-06-2001, 01:05 PM
kanga, You joining my legon or their union?

your legon http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Shannon
05-06-2001, 04:14 PM
toker - I'll join anything you want for the free blunts for joining and the monthly oz http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

moose
05-06-2001, 05:09 PM
Unions suck

Unions are nothing more than orginazations to let lazy people stay on a level playing field with the strong.

This is not the way it works in the real world.

the weak will always die off.

toker
05-06-2001, 06:56 PM
Ya! thars the spirit moose lay it out...

We are indivduals we dont want to be run by a comunistic force if so i would have joined the millitary long ago.

Hey unionizers i think castro still needs some stratigic partners and hes about to croak soon. I see oppertunity for you over there!!

moose
05-06-2001, 07:00 PM
if i was to join a union though it would be tokers http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

candidpublishinginc
05-06-2001, 08:46 PM
Wow....it looks like a lot of people aren't to keen on having a webmaster union http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

mukoh
05-06-2001, 10:13 PM
Candid.
Oh no. You got it all wrong. we are very keen on having a webmaster union. especially with someone as boneprone in charge, and taking a percentage from everyone, and using his style to run it. We are all down. I have all my trading partners just screaming that this is SUCH A UNIQUE IDEA. Boneprone is bound to be bill gates of webmaster unions.

playa
05-06-2001, 10:16 PM
so what if the union goes on strike?

man them scabs will make a shitload of money.....

toker
05-06-2001, 11:14 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mukoh:
Candid.
Oh no. You got it all wrong. we are very keen on having a webmaster union. especially with someone as boneprone in charge, and taking a percentage from everyone, and using his style to run it. We are all down. I have all my trading partners just screaming that this is SUCH A UNIQUE IDEA. Boneprone is bound to be bill gates of webmaster unions.</font>


When did bill gates form a union?
Dam i musta missed that one....

I think you might be refering to his monoply as you would call it. Which is the same thing that could happen here and we all get screwed in the end. I used to work in the movie biz now you talk about union they even control the garbage men (there part of the teamsters). Now you try to stop a movie from being made no matter how contraversal and see how fast your trash piles up.

These things are illegal in some states not to say the least. Real mafia type groups run these orginizations and they are the ones who push the money thru that make them strong. Do we want the mob regulating our industry and cashing in from our hard work?

Check out the big domain issue for example thousands of domains are being held back as the price for them drops. Network Solutions has a big plan to auction the prime names back to people at much higher prices is the word im hearing. Now do we want somone holding our sites hostage also untill we give them a cut of what we make. We allow NS to screw us by not pushing legislature and demanding change. If we as the industry we are would stand up and fight for ourselves and our rights instead of who had fatter pockets or a bigger cock then maybe we could do usefull things.

I was flamed for one of my other posts about drugs now look at what you people are tring to start with this shit. You think the media would not go nutz over this and turn it into a contraversy?

I advise you all not to play with fire as you will get burned if you did not know this already. For the ones who do follow in this idea of a union or any other form of regulation you make your bed and you will be the on who will have to lay in it.

Now i have plenty more to say on this topic its a very good idea but a very bad concept for the type of industry. If you have further comments about this i would love to hear them...........)))x(((

Just my $50 worth please pay the man as you exit the door!!

mukoh
05-07-2001, 01:30 AM
Well that genious unique idea has been tried so many times before boneprone was born that its just not interesting or unique. Plus all his talk about family and who is in who is out. Sounds more like he watches too much sopranos or too much TV period.
Idea of webmasters being in a union is cool. Its just the ones who are not in the union will always make cash.

whatever
05-07-2001, 01:33 AM
exactly,

and its not like running a neighborhood mafi club...


how are you gonna enforce shit? you can't reach around the world... and even if you could you can't even find half these fuckers if you tried...

Also there will always be some 14 year old kid who can do it twice as good and twice as fast as these union lamers...FOR HALF THE PRICE!

toker
05-07-2001, 06:52 AM
Yea it seems more and more underage webmasters getting in this industry. I wonder how that will fly at the conventions and the union meetings. Not a very well thought out plan to say the very least and i see lotsa contrversy already about this union stuff. But we can all rest assured the only people who will try to join the union is the 16yr old kiddies. They will join so the union leders can cash their checks and illegaly buy content for them untill they turn 18.

ThaKiller
05-07-2001, 07:23 AM
well, I can imagine that it will be successful somehow..
but I cant think of HOW a "union" would work though. well, lets see it first before we judge it.

Personally I`d not give up my independence as a webmaster (somebody already posted that above)

Tam
05-07-2001, 08:40 AM
rotfl

That's all I can do here..........

I take the weekend off so I can buck up and get ready for my new job this morning and I come back to see all this pissing and fighting........ I haven't laughed this damn hard in ages and ages.

But I know what is going on here and none of you do........ so when you find out..... I think you will all get a good laugh out of it as well. It's not as intense as you guys are all making it out to be.

But then....... you will see.......... just wait.........

Stay tuned for more info regarding this matter.

Tam

Cam
05-07-2001, 08:56 AM
Yeah Toker,

Tam - Boneprone - The Adult Buffet, yep all UNDER AGE! funny, you need to go smoke back and another bowl...

Considering they are all Newbies...

Tam
05-07-2001, 09:43 AM
Underage changed? Wow.... someone should have told me that 36 was underage.... this is such great news..... and here I thought I was getting old...... wow......... cool...... thanks Cam.

And newbie? Damn I thought all this time that I was no longer a newbie after being in the business for 2 years......... oh well...... I guess I am all wrong about eveything today huh? What a great day this will be. LOL

Sorry.... I am in a good mood today. http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Tam

Cam
05-07-2001, 09:57 AM
No prob Tam http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Hey I took your word for hosting and just went and transfered a couple of sites to Vector. I'm very happy so far - ya damn Newbie http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Tam
05-07-2001, 10:06 AM
Cam..... well then for a damn newbie I guess I be pretty damn smart huh? I know all the right places to send you....... so I guess I be doing well for a newbie underage bitch huh?

ROTFL

Tam

Cam
05-07-2001, 10:55 AM
Yep - doing a hell of alot better than this one! I think I need to go visit Voltar and Old Toms board again - at least thats what my signups are telling me http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

chimp
05-07-2001, 12:16 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">We do ask that you respect our wishes not to discuss this project anymore until we unleash this project to the public arena in June..</font>

HEH!

No matter what your program entails, this thinly veiled attempt at creating buzz around it is thoroughly lame.

You are clearly the only ones interested starting and/or perpetuating these so-called rumours with posts like this:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">boneprone has some HUGE highly secret projects that she will be in charge of.
It will more than likely change the industry.</font>

Nobody said a word about it on this board until you did initially. Even then no one mentioned it again here until you made this post here.

Hi Octane
05-07-2001, 02:43 PM
A)Boneprone is no more a chick than I am. Enough with the fucking gender bullshit. It is sad.

B)Moose, you EVER been in a union? I have. A few - IBEW and Teamsters(still a fucking Teamster!). Let me tell you, I have worked union and non-union in the same fields. Union payed way better and gave me better benifits, for the same job. If that sucks, I don't see it. All I know is when my bosses tried to fuck me over when I was in a union, I could stand up to them. They had to cut the shit because I would get the Union to crawl up their fucking ass. When a non-union boss fucks you, you are fucked. Or fired. Or you quit. End of story.

C)Organize webmasters? What the fuck? Am I not my own boss? What, I'm gonna shake myself down? I can see this...

"Steve, we need to increase the benifits package this contract."

"Fuck off, Steve, I already got lots of fucking beneifits!"

"Hmmm, ok Steve. How about more days off this year?"

"Now you're fucking talking! Let's sign this shit and go do lunch."

"Pleasure negotiating with you Steve."

"Hey, I gotta look out for my guys."

manga
05-07-2001, 03:24 PM
My 1 1/2 cents on the topic....

First, as said above, this shouldn't be a union, but a professional association. Unions are for employees, Professional Associations are for the self-employed.

Second, nobody will follow Boneprone precisely because there will be an impression that he will appoint his own people and try and tell everyone what to do. As can be seen by the backlash to the idea, nobody wants any of that, not with Boneprone or anyone else.

That said, I think a Professional Association is a great idea. Not only do we gain greater power and influence in the industry, but it is also a great way to network and weed out the scammers. Obviously there are many more benefits to such an organization which can be discussed later. The key thing to creating such an organization, however, is through democracy. As with any other Association, you would have regular elections to the governing body. If someone doesn't do what's expected, or is corrupt, you vote him out. That way no one personality can dominate the group and alienate all the members.

Anyway, this is the way things are done in the real world. I think such an organization would be beneficial for all. For example, if we had a lot of members we could negotiate better hosting prices, special promos from sponsors, etc., etc., etc. You guys get the idea.

Manga
Semper Fi

The Badgurl
05-07-2001, 03:28 PM
Wow, an honest to goodness optimist..

xApster
05-07-2001, 04:21 PM
http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/Forum1/HTML/003420.html

Boneprone is gone so i dont think this will happen now http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

richard
05-07-2001, 05:31 PM
interesting the reaction though...

CumSensei
05-13-2003, 10:36 AM
Tam You better make sure I get into this union :)

Ofcourse I wont be able to be on location :(

Breaker
05-13-2003, 10:39 AM
How about some old threads :)

BP4L = THE UNION?

henkzelf
05-13-2003, 10:53 AM
this is the best joke today, I mean .......... please explain now that you are joking right?
this cannot be serious.

Nima
05-13-2003, 03:28 PM
Toker count me in! :D :D :) :D :D

pimpdog
05-13-2003, 03:47 PM
lol

bonefag

Giorgio Xo
05-13-2003, 03:56 PM
Instead of a union, why not a PAC or an association.

I don't consider myself a laborer, but a businessman. Unions mean collective bargaining, unions can't donate directly to polictical causes, etc.

PACs on the other hand are bad ass mofos. Soft money...

unconnected
05-13-2003, 05:36 PM
Unionized Entrepreneur? Kind of a contridiction in terms isn't it?


\En`tre*pre*neur"\, n. [F. See Enterprise.] (Polit. Econ.) One who creates a product on his own account; whoever undertakes on his own account an industrial enterprise in which workmen are employed


ON HIS OWN ACCOUNT!! Can really be on your own if you are part of a union can you?

turbo
05-13-2003, 05:55 PM
Read the dates guys. hehehe... Sensei, why you bumping old ass threads?

Dan S
05-13-2003, 06:27 PM
Took me a while to notice that this is old news :)

swedguy
05-13-2003, 07:12 PM
WTF?

I didn't even look at the date.
Did I waste my time on old shit? :finger:

lucasexxx
05-13-2003, 07:18 PM
great idea!

crockett
05-13-2003, 08:18 PM
well I can't see a person that thinks it's cool to make posts about his buddy the date raper and how cool he is...then thinks it's all a big joke, duno how he could be a good front man for a proffesional "union" .

Yea as stated a few pages back.. the govt would eat him alive... I would agree that it would be nice to have a group that respectable adult webmasters could join, but I don't think it would be them... to me sounds like someone that's a wannabe mobster tryin to be the Jimmy Haffa of the porn industry.

I scan through the forums over at GFY, because alot of webmasters visit there... there is allso a lot of good info I've picked up there.. however I think I only have like 1 post maybe 2 there because just seems to be too much trash talk going on.. but then agin I guess that's what I could expect from a forum with the name GFY.. :)

I'm not trying to rag you guys, like I said I have found a lot of good info there... but I just think if you want to start what you claim.. you need to be quite abit more serious.

slothdog
05-13-2003, 08:52 PM
i will never get involved with anything with anybody from gfy. those people are idiots. they can even agree on what time it is, let alone a webmaster union.. hahaaahahah

Gunner
05-13-2003, 10:02 PM
a union for adult webmasters? what an incredibly stupid idea.
why would you need that?
how could you enforce that?
dude, put the pipe down and get serious





:finger:

Fantasy Content
05-13-2003, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Shannon
toker - I'll join anything you want for the free blunts for joining and the monthly oz http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif Count me in!! Gotta love them benefits ;-))

BIGTYMER
05-14-2003, 06:13 AM
:o

BT

boneless
05-14-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by pimpdog
lol

bonefag LOL

pimpfag