Mr Exotic
12-27-2001, 07:54 PM
OK I have had it, its SUCKS to be me, you will not beleive the horriblle fucking luck I have had lately, things have been shitty lately but yesterday put me over the edge, here is my day.
I wake up, I cant breathe, I am sick as fuck. Puking, coughing, shitting, fever, you name it I got it. Well my wife was getting ready for work and let the our poodle outside for his morning shit. Well when she goes back out to get him he is gone. She leaves for work crying and upset because she cant find her dog, so I tell her I will try my best to find him even though I am sick as fuck, keep in mind it was fucking 15 degrees here yesterday. So i go out searching for my dog in the 15 degree cold. I search for about an hour and a half, stopping tp puke my guts up about every block I walk. I cant find him and I cant go one anymore. About 2 hours later my brother comes over to help me, so we get in his car and drive around every street 3 times for about a mile in every direction. Again about every 10 minutes I puke out the window of my brothers car. Still cant find the little bastard. About an hour after we go back home the only good part of the day happens, a little kid brings my dog home just as I am about to leave to meet my wife for her lunch.
So I head off to Walmart (where my wife works). There's a McDonalds by the entrance and that is usually where I meet my wife. I wait there for about 20 minutes and still no wife. So I go through the store and find her, she says its gonna be a while till she can get her lunch because they are running behind schedule. So I go back to the McDonalds and grab myself some dinner. I eat my food and am starting to feel a bit better. Well the McDonalds is right by the entrance to the Walmart so the cold air blows in everytime someone comes in. I start shivering and OH SHIT I just puked all over myself in the fucking McDonalds. I run out to may car puking all the way out there turn on the heat and get myself calmed down and stop puking. Get my wife at the door and take her to Taco Bell for lunch. I take her back to work and head on my way home.
When I get about 4 blocks from my house the waterpump goes out on my Jeep and the enigine over heats, I drive the fucker the rest of the way home anyways. I puke a few more times before I go to bed.
My wife gets home and gets a fire going in the fire place to get the house nice and coozy. She goes to bed at about midnight. Then at 3:45 am we get woke up my the smoke detector going off. We get up and the family room and totally full of smoke, I check the fire and all the wood as burned and I am like why the fuck is it smoker in there, the chimney isnt clogged because there is no fire in the fire place. So I am like OH SHIT we better call 911. Well sure enough the fire department is at my house. The fire cheif is talking to me like I am a dumbass because he thinks I closed the damper and its just smoke coming back through since he thinks I am a dumbass and closed the chimney while I had a fire going (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST). Well finally he figures out thats not the problem. A couple firemen get up on my roof and discover that there is a fire blazing in between the siding and the stone wall. I go back there and there are 2 firemen axing up the back wall of my house and flames shooting out everywhere. They finally have the fire out in about 45 minutes, but now there is a big ass hole in the wall and its 10 degrees out snowing and blowing like a mother fucker and the insurance company cant get anyone out there to close the hole until 10 am (I cant touch anything so the adjuster can come out and survey the damage). Well these people dont get to my house until 1 pm today. Now my entire house smells like total shit from all the smoke damage, all my clothes smell like a fucking fire and I am still a sick motherfucker.
What should I do???? Just shoot myself and put myself out of my misery.
Oh ya all of the above wouldnt be as bad if business was doing good, but I aint making jack shit these days. I have had 2500$ ripped from me from sponsors not paying and another 4000$ stolen out of my bank account, so needless to say I have about 250$ in my bank account and have about 4000$ in backed up bills, DAMN it sucks to be me.
I have been a webmaster over 2 1/2 years and know what I am doing, I am no tech master at all but I could be a big help at whatever else you need done; customer support, gallery reviewer, ect. So if you need someone who is a good honest experienced webmaster and you can pay me a decent wage for my services contact me via ICQ at 56967252 as all I have said above is 100% absolutely true and I desperately need a steady income to pay my bills. Any offers will be extremely extremely appreciated.
Later guys and gals
I wake up, I cant breathe, I am sick as fuck. Puking, coughing, shitting, fever, you name it I got it. Well my wife was getting ready for work and let the our poodle outside for his morning shit. Well when she goes back out to get him he is gone. She leaves for work crying and upset because she cant find her dog, so I tell her I will try my best to find him even though I am sick as fuck, keep in mind it was fucking 15 degrees here yesterday. So i go out searching for my dog in the 15 degree cold. I search for about an hour and a half, stopping tp puke my guts up about every block I walk. I cant find him and I cant go one anymore. About 2 hours later my brother comes over to help me, so we get in his car and drive around every street 3 times for about a mile in every direction. Again about every 10 minutes I puke out the window of my brothers car. Still cant find the little bastard. About an hour after we go back home the only good part of the day happens, a little kid brings my dog home just as I am about to leave to meet my wife for her lunch.
So I head off to Walmart (where my wife works). There's a McDonalds by the entrance and that is usually where I meet my wife. I wait there for about 20 minutes and still no wife. So I go through the store and find her, she says its gonna be a while till she can get her lunch because they are running behind schedule. So I go back to the McDonalds and grab myself some dinner. I eat my food and am starting to feel a bit better. Well the McDonalds is right by the entrance to the Walmart so the cold air blows in everytime someone comes in. I start shivering and OH SHIT I just puked all over myself in the fucking McDonalds. I run out to may car puking all the way out there turn on the heat and get myself calmed down and stop puking. Get my wife at the door and take her to Taco Bell for lunch. I take her back to work and head on my way home.
When I get about 4 blocks from my house the waterpump goes out on my Jeep and the enigine over heats, I drive the fucker the rest of the way home anyways. I puke a few more times before I go to bed.
My wife gets home and gets a fire going in the fire place to get the house nice and coozy. She goes to bed at about midnight. Then at 3:45 am we get woke up my the smoke detector going off. We get up and the family room and totally full of smoke, I check the fire and all the wood as burned and I am like why the fuck is it smoker in there, the chimney isnt clogged because there is no fire in the fire place. So I am like OH SHIT we better call 911. Well sure enough the fire department is at my house. The fire cheif is talking to me like I am a dumbass because he thinks I closed the damper and its just smoke coming back through since he thinks I am a dumbass and closed the chimney while I had a fire going (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST). Well finally he figures out thats not the problem. A couple firemen get up on my roof and discover that there is a fire blazing in between the siding and the stone wall. I go back there and there are 2 firemen axing up the back wall of my house and flames shooting out everywhere. They finally have the fire out in about 45 minutes, but now there is a big ass hole in the wall and its 10 degrees out snowing and blowing like a mother fucker and the insurance company cant get anyone out there to close the hole until 10 am (I cant touch anything so the adjuster can come out and survey the damage). Well these people dont get to my house until 1 pm today. Now my entire house smells like total shit from all the smoke damage, all my clothes smell like a fucking fire and I am still a sick motherfucker.
What should I do???? Just shoot myself and put myself out of my misery.
Oh ya all of the above wouldnt be as bad if business was doing good, but I aint making jack shit these days. I have had 2500$ ripped from me from sponsors not paying and another 4000$ stolen out of my bank account, so needless to say I have about 250$ in my bank account and have about 4000$ in backed up bills, DAMN it sucks to be me.
I have been a webmaster over 2 1/2 years and know what I am doing, I am no tech master at all but I could be a big help at whatever else you need done; customer support, gallery reviewer, ect. So if you need someone who is a good honest experienced webmaster and you can pay me a decent wage for my services contact me via ICQ at 56967252 as all I have said above is 100% absolutely true and I desperately need a steady income to pay my bills. Any offers will be extremely extremely appreciated.
Later guys and gals