Finally The Anal Hobbit Has Come Back To AWI!

[Anal Hobbit]

What is up my webmaster brothas!

This place is always like the Middle East of webmasters! Dialer Wars, Sponsor Wars, webmaster backlash, and webmaster slandering and name calling...

I thought is would be a great time and bring peace and harmony back to AWI as it once was.

Please think of me as the Messiah and Savior of this board.. I am none other than the Anal Hobbit!!

Hello everyone!

[Anal Hobbit]

No need to bow to the power or anything.. Im not like that guy.

A simple hello or God Bless will suffice!
And a special shout out to all you Soviet Webmasters out there!

[Unknown]

Hello then. :D

[Anal Hobbit]

Why hello my friend.
Are you familar with the works of the Anal Hobbit?

[Unknown]

Uhm, no.

Enlighten me with thy wizdom, O' Holy One. :)

[Anal Hobbit]

In due time.. The lessons of the Hobbit can not be learned overnight, but instead by weeks, and months of example..

Study as I do, and absorb as I say, for I am the Messiah all hearing and all knowing.

I am the Anal Hobbit.
Bow to the power.
Uhh I mean bless you my brother.

[Anal Hobbit]

May I ask of you all one thing?

Of all the dialers and dialer wars have you once seen a single webmaster complain about the Jesus Dialer?

Have the Jesus Dialer employees been around here to attack other dialer brokers?

The answer to that will be know.. I mean no.

Why? Because we are a friend to the earth. Webmasters and brokers alike respect what the Jesus Dialer is about.

Sure we charge 8.99 a minute, but we pay you the webmaster more. Also 25% of the Jesus Dialer's revenue goes to poor countries, like India, Africa, Tibet, Idaho, and Canada.

Its our way to show we care. And it buys FCC and FTC respect..

We pay our webmasters un absolutly unheard rate of 75 cents flat! Thats including countries like China, Italy, and Texas. No other dialer company can do this..

And we pay weekly! We at Team Jesus Dialer want you the webmaster to trust and have faith in us.

If you cant Trust Jesus, who can you Trust?
Jesus Dialer 4.0 - Do what your heart tells you is right.

[Anal Hobbit]

Other products we sell are the Jesus Holy desktop cleaner.

Dont let your wife or Church or work know you are a pervert.. Clens your desktop with the holy desktop cleaner.. Now at 70% recurring! And at charging the webmaster 49.95 a month, 49.95 adds up!

Also try Jesus Clicks.. We pay 7 cents a click per blind! Thats right blind! And no popups! Can you belive it? Well you should!
I speak of the truth my brothers..

Other products are the JC trading script. A perfect tool for yanking around the surfer.

TGP people, we sell a great tool for you.. The Jesus Hit Bot.. Thats right! Hot Bot!
Our state of the art Hitbot not only sends as much traffic as you like, it sends them all in assorted IP addresses and even fucks I mean tampers with the quality indicators ON ALL OTHER TRADE SCRIPTS.. A certain must have. Truely divine in nature.

We have many other products that in time I will unleash on you.. But in due time....

The profit, uhh I mean prophet is tired now.. I must slumber.

Rember the Anal Hobbit loves you, and team Jesus is looking out for you the webmaster, so sell your souls, I mean search your soul for what is right.

[Unknown]

Let thy glory embrace me with wizdom as it is written and I will bow to the power of thou Holy Cult. I will commit thou all thy ways and be thy humble disiple.

Through the prayers of the Anal Hobbit, glory to Thee. For thou art the Holy One, and thee ways shall bestow.

Uhm, we do get weapon training don't we? lol!

[Anal Hobbit]

And my brothers.. Watch out for the markings of the beast.

"666" and "BP4L"

They only speak of lies.

[Anal Hobbit]

I have been prosituted I mean Prosecuted by my own people (GFY), as Jesus was Prosecuted by his own fellow people..
(i was banned)
And I seek Refuge with you here at AWI in exchange for truth and humbleness.

I come as a friend bearing gifts, gifts of knowledge and love that I hope to bring upon you all. A gift many took advantage of at GFY, but feel will be sacred here at AWI..

I hear you soviet webamsters are a more humble bunch, and I thank you for allowing me to your home.

[Unknown]

I feel with thou, O' Holy Outcast, thee sacred glory hast been ridiculed by the ungodly infidels of GFY.

I pray thee, therefore, O Holy One, Savior of Webmasters, keep me under thy shelter and in the shadow of thy wings, and grant me worthily to partake in thy Holy Crusade against the evil and unfairness of BP4E.

[Anal Hobbit]

Please Join me in converitng more good hearted people like yourself in Joining the Bone, uhh I mean the Anal Hobbit Family, and together we can all make our industry a better place for us all to work in.

AH4L

[Anal Hobbit]

No more dialer wars. No more sponsor ripoffs, no more cheating webmasters, no more bickering Soviets. Lets all just work together in making this indusrtry a better place, and working with one another as brothers.

The Hobbit works in Mysterious ways.. And I have been told and have forseen that even Snow, Dialer King, Sexhound, Tyler, and the ripped off webmasters will all someday work as brothers in a union of love and respect ofr one another all under my cult, uhhh I mean family of webmasters.

[Anal Hobbit]

are any of you following me? Does this make sence? Before you post, think about this.. What does your heart say? Post from your heart.

You will never be wrong.
The Anal Hobbit Loves you, and you are beautiful and important.

AH4L

[NakedPanda]

Finaly the Anal hobbit has returned
I thought this day would never come ;)

Panda
Who are you? :p

[ragnar]

damn the invasion of gfy is coming :D

welcome aboard Hobbit

[Anal Hobbit]

No invasion of GFY.. I am shunned my my former people seeking refuge here with you fine people.. Bearing gifts.. Gifts of truth and peace.

[Rockys Porn]

and i thought i patched that crack in the wall

looks like some are still getting through

Gandalf

[RaiDeN]

What did you do to get kicked ou there? :confused:

not many people go that far :D :D

[Thor]

FINALLY YOU ARRIVED MY MASTER, on your knees scum -=HE=- has arrived !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anal Hobbit]

I was being myself the Anal Hobbit..But it isnt important now.. This is my new home..

Welcome me my brothers!

[wildzero]

As we can all see, you have been fucked in the ass a few times to many.. cum has gone straight to your brain :)

Welcome anyway!

[ragnar]

haha Hobbit just joking hehe

nice to have on this board it's much better here and youre safe here ;)

when you have some time hit me up on icq 94586225

[Anal Hobbit]

are you intrested in a jesus item?
Or the anal hobbit famiy?

Or just wanna do some anal chat?

[ragnar]

the Or the anal hobbit family?


i want to become a member what do i need an anal hole ?

[Anal Hobbit]

yes, the spin off of the boneprone family.

[blind]

Anal Hobit... Can you help me find the clitoris? :confused:

[Exxxotica]

Nice to see ya here Mr. Hobbit!!!

[Anal Hobbit]

help you find the clitoris?

Sure no problem.. Bring your Wife, Girlfriend, or Mom back over, and I can show you once again.

Its all cool, since we are now family.

[NakedPanda]

Oh god your not gonna start banging on about Jesus are you :rolleyes:
You GFY people are worse than johova witnessess.

Panda

[NakedPanda]

I wouldnt have thought tha clitoris was your
area of expertese MR hobbit ;)
If only Liv tyler had been in a film called the Anal hobbit instead I might have actualy gone and seen it

Panda

[BruceM]

Since you BP4L'ers seem to like ripping off WWF sayings, I'll borrow one from Jericho:

WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

And one from Rocky too you Jabronie:

IF YOU SMELL-ELL-ELL-ELL-ELL....
WHAT THE ANAL HOBBIT...
IS...
FELCHING!!!

[Anal Hobbit]

Hey Yo.

Im not boneprone family.
Im an outsider now.
Im AWI with you Soviets now.

[salsbury]

can we buy anal hobbit versions of the classic lawn gnome?

[Exxxotica]

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit:
<STRONG>Hey Yo.

Im not boneprone family.
Im an outsider now.
Im AWI with you Soviets now.</STRONG>


Shut up you lammer!

[Anal Hobbit]

Lammer?

Is that some kind of Soviet Slang?

[Anal Hobbit]

Thank you all for the sales!
25 sales today, and 100 dialers sent out.