View Full Version : Internet will be down tomorrow!
ChrisL
03-18-2002, 02:49 PM
Due to a system upgrade and installation of the new and hot internet v2.1.<br /><br />Here is some of the new & hot features<br /><br />- 60% increase in sales <br />- Customers will stay longer<br />- No more credits and charge backs<br /><br />Some male beta testers has reported an increase in dick size, more hair on their balls and night vision.<br /><br />Best regards<br /><br />MD Llib setag / Internet Inc.
Dawgy
03-18-2002, 02:57 PM
can i have some of what you're smoking? <br /><br /> <img border="0" alt="[Bounce]" title="" src="graemlins/bounce.gif" />
Lentini
03-18-2002, 02:59 PM
he's drunk <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />
ChrisL
03-18-2002, 03:04 PM
No, I promise you, it's true <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />
The Chosen
03-18-2002, 03:10 PM
<img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />
Foots
03-18-2002, 03:13 PM
I'm still on 1.8 beta of the internet <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />
Got to love drugs <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />
Marco
03-18-2002, 03:56 PM
hehehe... I am very much interested in the night vision thingy, could you put me on the beta-testers list <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> <br /><br />Marco<br />info@codialer.com<br />ICQ 29151164
toker
03-18-2002, 07:25 PM
I just want my dick to grow whats the chances with that? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
arthurdent
03-18-2002, 07:39 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Marco:<br /><strong>hehehe... I am very much interested in the night vision thingy, could you put me on the beta-testers list <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> <br /><br />Marco<br />info@codialer.com<br />ICQ 29151164</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">YEAH, me too. Please <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <br /><br />peace
SexySites
03-18-2002, 08:19 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Dawgy:<br /><strong>can i have some of what you're smoking? <br /><br /> <img border="0" alt="[Bounce]" title="" src="graemlins/bounce.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">im glad you understand the internet.....it CANT go down...unless all computer go down<br /><br />laters,<br />Chris
PeepNTom
03-19-2002, 12:52 AM
well here you are again chris, glad you<br />cleared that up for me <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />
AgentCash
03-19-2002, 12:53 AM
What's a computer?
SexySites
03-19-2002, 02:09 AM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by PeepNTom:<br /><strong>well here you are again chris, glad you<br />cleared that up for me <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">yea but only in body not in mind <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <br /><br />laters,<br />Chris
SexySites
03-19-2002, 02:21 AM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by SexySites:<br /><strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Dawgy:<br /><strong>can i have some of what you're smoking? <br /><br /> <img border="0" alt="[Bounce]" title="" src="graemlins/bounce.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">im glad you understand the internet.....it CANT go down...unless all computer go down<br /><br />laters,<br />Chris</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">opps was this meant to be a joke! <br /><br /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <br /><br />sorry alcohol does this to me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <br /><br />laters,<br />Chris
The Chosen
03-19-2002, 03:53 AM
hmm.. a day passed and the internet is still working for me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" />
basschick
03-19-2002, 09:15 AM
i guess they rescheduled the downtime ;-)
<img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />
PeepNTom
03-19-2002, 11:26 AM
seems down to me while I'm posting this, wish<br />they'd hurry and get it back up <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
Joshua
03-19-2002, 11:54 AM
What a moron. <img border="0" alt="[Hi]" title="" src="graemlins/hi.gif" />
Unless somebody presses button here it won't go down <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /><a href="http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/" target="_blank">http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/</a><br /><br />XM
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