Don't you love these?

[FatBird]

I got this from an ex-bookmark today:

nothing butt pop ups....your site now sucks big time...

I love these guys.
Wheres my free porn?! WAAAAA!!

[Freakster.net]

It's even worst with CJ2s with content... you actually offer content and get 100 emails per day of complaints....

"Hey! It's 2 am... you didnt update your site today yet?!? What's going on? I'm really thinking of never comming back!"

Everyday we offer them a new video, they leech it all day making our bandwidth bill go up, they come daily but never will signup for anything.

Those emails make me happy, I don't want that kind of surfers to come back to my site ;)

[ausboy]

hahaha that's pretty funny.

Imagine the smile I had on my face when I was explaining in response to his complaint after surfing one of my sites, to my dad, that if he wanted enough pics to whack off he could go buy a paysite mebership I advertise.

He still doesn't understand how I make money if I'm not giving away enough to get the surfers off.

[Wilbo]

The sites I get the most mail from are uglyamateurs.com and homelywhores.com . I constantly get emails from surfers saying " hey man, so and so isn't that bad, I'll do hrr" . :-)

[Freakster.net]

Lol... giving away too much is the most common mistake of many webmasters ;)

I give barely nothing to my surfers except on my CJ2s because of other webmasters (.... bleh ...) that requires free movies for trades :eek:

[Freakster.net]

Originally posted by Wilbo
The sites I get the most mail from are uglyamateurs.com and homelywhores.com . I constantly get emails from surfers saying " hey man, so and so isn't that bad, I'll do hrr" . :-)

Some of them would do any female with a heart beat... some would probably make an exception for a couple without a heartbeat... :ouch:

[michaelw]

hahaha i love those

i get sooo many of those from my CJ2 site - i save em all :)

most of them you cant stop laughing cause you can tell by the way they are writing they are horny, cant get anything and are pissed

"F*ck you you stupid f*cking as*hole - im gona reprt yor sorry f*cking as*.. do yu lke to f*ck around with the peple tht come to yur sit? WHERE ARE THE PIX JACKAS*"

[EscortBiz]

You know maybe someone should design a simple page where approved webmasters can upload their funny emails from porn surfers.

It will be like TechTales.com for technical support jokes that site gets major traffic

[FatBird]

Go ahead start a thread and we'll just keep adding to it.
I have a few more good ones in storage.

[code||die]

My surfers never send me such emails! All I get is: "thanks for the nice site" or "love your site, but there is a broken link...". Maybe that's an indication that I'm giving away too much for free?

[EscortBiz]

let me also guess your surffers never pay for anyhing

[FatBird]

I started fucking my surfers a few months ago.
Added a script and threw in a few pop-ups here and there.
Not just a handout TGP anymore.:D
I started getting sign ups, huh....go figure.:cool: