View Full Version : Ok we know I am Rude, are you?
I was going to Wal-Mart awhile back and the light was green so I am going thru the light, some bitch turns out in front of me, running the red light, all fired up and in a damn hurry to go to Wal-Mart....... I parked pretty damn close to her and waited by the door for her to get out of her car...... so what do I do? I go off screaming at her and informing her if she can't drive that fucking car then she needs to park it and buy a fucking bicycle...........
What kind of Rude shit do YOU do in public when someone pisses you off? I have embarrassed my husband so bad when people piss me off in public............ LOL
nasko
05-21-2002, 09:35 PM
I steal dialer money on the street and run with it...is that rude ?
Tam
Shit thats nothing I was driving home from work one night and a guy cut me off, when I caught up to him at the light, he had the nerve to flip me the bird. So I got out of my car walked over to his car a punched him square in the mouth, and then I pulled out my dick and shook it at his wife. Boy I felt great all the way home guess he wont do that shit again. Bout 2 hours later got a knock at the door. Its the police got 500$ fine and 3 weekends in jail, not for the punch but for shaking my dick at his wife
SongRider
05-21-2002, 10:10 PM
Gee nasko... if you do that then your more than rude... that would make you a dick!*LMAO*
Delete
05-21-2002, 10:26 PM
One time me and a friend were passing a school bus full of female soccor players from a rival school.
anyway, my friend had the bright idea to pull down his pants and stick his butt out the window, this wasnt the first time he'd had such a wonderful idea.
So yeah I got into the passing lane, then pulled up right next to the bus, but, I didnt pass, instead I followed right next to that damn bus all the way to our exit. Hows that for rude :finger:
my poor friend still has red in his cheeks,
ahh, he'll get over it. he hasnt had the urge to moon anyone as of late
:D
Originally posted by rack
Tam
Shit thats nothing I was driving home from work one night and a guy cut me off, when I caught up to him at the light, he had the nerve to flip me the bird. So I got out of my car walked over to his car a punched him square in the mouth, and then I pulled out my dick and shook it at his wife. Boy I felt great all the way home guess he wont do that shit again. Bout 2 hours later got a knock at the door. Its the police got 500$ fine and 3 weekends in jail, not for the punch but for shaking my dick at his wife
Oh god...... and here I thought *I* was bad....... at least I don't go whipping my tits out at everyone that pisses me off........ HE was probably just pissed off that your dick was bigger than his and she got turned on and called out your name the next time he fucked her............ rotfl
Sticks
05-21-2002, 10:44 PM
Many years ago when I was a student at Uni., I was blind drunk and comming home in the bus. Whilst the bus was stopped at the lights I started to get real sick, stuck my head out the window and vomited all over the windscreen and bonnet of this Mercedes that was besides the bus. Well, the guy in the Mercedes got out and screamed out "You fucking barstard", and I yelled back "Go fuck yourself" and gave him the finger. If I had my wits about me I should had said "I don't remember eating that!?". Luckily the lights turned green, and the bus drove off leaving this guy to clean the techicolored yawn off his Mercedes.
Oh hell....... I think I would have killed you Sticks....... rotfl
or made YOU clean it up.
I am one of the most patient people in a check out line at a store 99% of the time...... but when the checkers are rude to me, I could take out the whole damn store. I had one lady not long ago throwing all my shit....... she smashed my bread, broke my hubby's Oreos....... which is a major no no........ woohoo, I know better than to bring that fucker broken Oreos........ so here I go telling her so nicely not to throw my food, I wasn't paying for smashed bread and cookies........ she gets all nasty with me and says she didn't, so I pick up the cookies and bread and tell her she needs to get someone up there to replace those or get the manager.
She goes getting all nasty with me and I told her she hasn't seen the last of me. She got my cookies and bread and I left saying nasty shit to her, got home and called the Manager and told him what this bitch had done...... next time I go in there she is so damn nice to me it is pathetic. She was demoted to Greeter........ LMAO
EscortBiz
05-21-2002, 11:13 PM
Well I dont know if this is rude or funny but its a true 4 week old story
Me and my friend was using a taxi in NYC (talk about rude) and all of a sudden he got all fuckin out of hand saying we are talking to much and hes listing to some fuckin allah shit in his car and that he does not have to pu up with shit blah blah.
So I had him pull over at a Pet shop on Madison avenue and I went in and got 3 little mice in a box
Then 5 blocks later on 5th avenue we have him drop us off we pay and before i leve i let the mice loose in the back seat.
A block after he drops us off we watch 2 fancy ladies hitch that cab and all of a sudded we here the loudest short stop in history these two fancy shmancy ladies where running for their life and this taxi driver shuck up knocking his car rug oh his car in middle of fuckin traffic.
I walked by him and said "allah up your ass fuck you towel head"
PlanetContent
05-21-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Tam
Re: Ok we know I am Rude, are you?
I'm only rude when people piss me off. I'm not rude often and it takes a lot to piss me off - but when I get there, you better watch the fuck out :eek: :eek: :eek:
Dean Capture*
Machine
05-21-2002, 11:24 PM
Im never rude... Im always smiling and polite, till its time to go beyond that. I dont have time to argue with strangers over stupid shit. If they need a good smack in the mouth, then they get it.
PlanetContent, you sound like my husband...... I have a very short fuse when it comes to people fucking with me but he has a fuse that I swear is inflammable at times. The only way to get him going is to fuck with me or my kids. LOL
Machine........ I used to be like that, but now I am just all mouth and freaky shit. I don't freak often, but when I do, I do it big. lol
EscortBiz
05-22-2002, 12:21 AM
ill take yur hubby on tell him im hittin on ya
Damn, Im glad im only talking to you guys/girls on the boards, some of you sound like complete maniacs:p
EscortBiz
05-22-2002, 02:14 AM
:gives:
Back to fuckin biz
TeenGodFather
05-22-2002, 03:31 AM
WE all know Tam's a rude bitch. :)
I'm a nice guy. When I'm drunk I'm probably rude too, but I rarely remember anything. I can't think of any occasion I've been rude to strangers, I usually just fuck around with my friends.:bounce:
Tam, you aren't rude bitch, you are just fucking thief ...
Delete
05-22-2002, 04:44 AM
Woah ! okay, i'm just gonna back out slowly :eek:
SongRider
05-22-2002, 05:19 AM
MOM!!!! Niki's callin Tam names!!!!:eek:
OOohhhh your going to be in TROUBLE!:p
*LMAO*
Originally posted by Niki
Tam, you aren't rude bitch, you are just fucking thief ...
If you are referring to the Varadox stuff that is going on you can't really blame Tam for that.
She was a employee and she got sacked as well :(
Mojo Risin
05-22-2002, 09:01 AM
A few things we used tp do while I dont consider rude but were fun as hell.
The best was after a nice hard rain and you get nice, big, deep puddles.
If I was driving and I seen your ass standing next to one of those puddles, or even relatively close, you can bet your ass I am hitting that puddle and trying to soak your ass.
Some of the best are those little bus stops.. The kind with the plexi-glass, wind breaking protection around them. You get caught in one of those and you got nowhere to run. As an added benefit for the splasher you get the rebound spray back off the glass, kinda like a 2 for 1 deal. Great stuff..
Also I used to go looking for hitchhikers.. I would stop about 100 yards ahead of them and yell for them to hurry up. When they got their hand on the door handle I would punch it and move up another 100 yards.. Most would run up to the car 1 more time and get the same result again. I only had a few that would still chase after the car after being burned a second time.. One guy I was actually able to pull this on 4 times before he flipped me the bird. :finger:
Just a few examples on how I killed time......:D
gambler
05-22-2002, 10:32 AM
if there is a storemanager or employee that irritates me I eat some of their stuff..... and walks away screaming bout how long over due their food is and that i saw a rat...... hehe
Originally posted by gambler
if there is a storemanager or employee that irritates me I eat some of their stuff..... and walks away screaming bout how long over due their food is and that i saw a rat...... hehe
rotfl
This is a good one, I'll have to remember that.......
PeepNTom
05-22-2002, 11:44 AM
everyone leave tam alone, she is good people..
she cant help that her employer turned out to
be a big fucking scumbag thief who cheats hard
working webmasters.
;)
Groovy
05-22-2002, 02:29 PM
Tam's a real bitch :mad:
the most rude thing she ever did was telling me varadox pays...
please get out of here tam, most of us don't want to see your face again... you fucked up, and stop telling it's not your fault, because it is your fault too, you got paid, till they told you to move out, you're never fired, they gave you your salary, and you can go on like before... stupid people still talk to you... you're such a bitch! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Groovy
05-22-2002, 02:31 PM
that was the must rude thing i ever did :D
i'm never really rude, and offcours the post above's a joke.
i think the only people we should blame are the ones who did not made the dialer compliant to the rules...
LMAO
Ok Groovy, I deserved that one......... that was the best one yet on this thread, and I fully deserved it.
HOWEVER, I can make you one promise right here and now, this ole girl learned her damn lesson and I will never ever go near another dialer as long as I live......... no way no how.
primed
05-22-2002, 03:11 PM
Just a few months back some ass drove up beside me and cut me off to race down an off ramp to the mall. Dunno if it was rude or just plain annoying but i followed him for close to 5 minnutes with my horn blasting. He was pissed :finger:
matuloo
05-22-2002, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Due
If you are referring to the Varadox stuff that is going on you can't really blame Tam for that.
She was a employee and she got sacked as well :(
Actually she has her part in this whole thing, if she wouldnt assure me thet I will get paid and that my money is on the way I would stop using that dialer long time ago. Looks like I shouldnt believe her.
SongRider
05-22-2002, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by matuloo
Actually she has her part in this whole thing, if she wouldnt assure me thet I will get paid and that my money is on the way I would stop using that dialer long time ago. Looks like I shouldnt believe her.
Did you ever stop to think that she was being assured that you were going to be paid? you people crack me up..... Bashing the ONLY person in the company that TRIED to help you... she ALWAYS responded to you (when NO one else would) and her thanks is this shit.
Just TRY and think about it for a sec. She is owed dialer money as well as you. I know for a fact she only worked for a salary and her OWN dialer. She went to bat for EVERYONE begging for everyone to be paid. She lost her job and you STILL blame her for telling you what SHE was being told.
Bravo for the SMART people who understand that this is a VARADOX thing and not a Tam thing.... As for the rest of you.... what can I say..... get ed-u-ma-cated!:D
http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31407
For Varadox Issues
Jon
manga
05-22-2002, 05:57 PM
I'm not rude. I can't help it if everyone around me is retarded :p
Originally posted by manga
I'm not rude. I can't help it if everyone around me is retarded :p
you read too many bumper stickers :-P
Jon
RaiDeN
05-22-2002, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Tam
HOWEVER, I can make you one promise right here and now, this ole girl learned her damn lesson and I will never ever go near another dialer as long as I live......... no way no how.
Tam you made my day on this one.
go girl... go girl...
I can still live to say after many years that dialers made me less then any clicktrough or signup-sponsor ever did.
ps: sorry for not Quoting the whole mssg. but that was the important sentence.
Originally posted by manga
I'm not rude. I can't help it if everyone around me is retarded :p
I have had days like that where it seems like everyone left their brains at home when they left the house........ why the hell you think I only communicate with people online, I have an off button for them...... rotfl
Machine
05-22-2002, 10:42 PM
I forgot to mention that everyone here is ugly, and your breath smells bad.
:D
Originally posted by Machine
I forgot to mention that everyone here is ugly, and your breath smells bad.
:D
Ummm............ that would be YOUR breath you smell............ you can't smell US...... lmao
Sticks
05-23-2002, 02:52 AM
hey, stop picking on the rude-bitch, it's just a hormonal thing ;)
Shit there are some shit funny anti-soscial ( sic - Stonned and Incapable of Checking a dictionary ) posts here, let's keep them flowing.
Hey Tam, if I hadn't of puked all over that Mercedes, and instead puked inside the bus I would have either:
i. As I was travelling with my fellow students who were equally ( more or less) drunk and sick, and I could have set off a dangerous chain reaction inside the bus.
ii. I could have been lynched by my fellow passengers.
Sticking my head of the window and emptying my gastric contents all over that Merc was in the public interest :p It was just bad karma that the owner of the new Merc was puked on :)
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