Another happy surfer

[Bean]

I rarely check my email.... only if I'm bored or need a good laugh. This is a email a surfer sent me.... He has wrote me about 5 times for the past month... but I haven't checked my email in probably two months. I put xxx instead of his phone number.

Enjoy this one!

Dear sirs,
This may seem like a very unusual request. I recently was sent one of your websites. I made the mistake of opening it. Once I opened it a number of other adult sites kept opening up as I tried to leave. My computer recorded this activity in my history file. My wife, has access to my computer and discovered this trail. Since one of the sites was recorded as 'americanhoes.com'
she believed that I entered the site. I of course did not do that. This incident has caused a tremendous amount of difficulty between us since I cannot prove to her that I did not go there. I know that credit cards are required to access the services of these sites. I am appealing to you to please send me a letter stating that I have not given any money to you for your services and that I have not entered your sites. I know you must have records of all your customers so I am asking you to just review your client list and confirm that I am not one of them. My name is Julian Chojnacki and you have my return email address. Please understand that I am aware that this is a highly personal problem but I value my marriage and respect my wife enough to try and resolve this issue. My phone number is xxx-xxx-xxx. Please help me. Thank you. Julian
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[Due]

Tell him you need his Credit Card number in order to check it.
Then go make some charges that state "Live Beast Sex" "Fuck a Donky 1on1" etc.
Then his wife will know that he is not looking at other girls http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Or tell him that that service cost $500 but that is infact a cheap way to save a marriage

[jojo]

LOL

[Muff]

LMAO

Yeah Do what DUE said. Make him pay for processing record fees.

LMAO that will teach him.

Muff

[Bean]

Here is a bit of a follow up.... I don't know if he is for real or not.... but if he is he has one fucked up wife!

I responded by asking if his wife was stil mad at him and he said:


We have separated as a result of this incident. If you are willing to help me then please write me the letter so I can forward it to her. It will help the situation tremendously. Thank you Julian

[RaiDeN]

send him an e-mail dude maybe it is for real.

help him out. you wouldn't like it to happen to you in the same situation.

[Dan S]

One thing is for sure.

If my wife would be that way, I promise you:
I would be happy for everyday she would have left early http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[eRock]

Yeah...I would help the guy out. I mean, his wife is WAY overreacting, but if it helps the guy's marriage...it doesn't cost you a thing besides a few minutes. And if it is bullshit, again...it only cost you a few minutes.

[Bean]

I told him that I would call her on the phone and tell her that he didn't buy anything if needed.

[shane94]

Bean you are a good man!

[Mikey]

She was just looking for a reason to leave him.

[Sticks]

Bean, you did the right thing. Some women are really afronted by porn - they consider it being unfaithful if their man is looking at it with or without their knowledge.Some women are ok with it. I have a friend with a Chinese girlfriend - they are both writers in their 40's, who openly surfs hardcore teen sites, and that's cool with both of them - they are very honest with each other. Keeping it from the other would be a betrayal of trust though.

[Thor]

Thumbs up for yoyu Bean

[Bean]

I wanted to give him a dialer and tell him if he looked around he would find a stats page.

Though I think the guy is a fake sent him an email to give to his wife... he doesn't want me to call her.

I would hate to see what would happen if he let the toilet seat up!

[basschick]

left the toilet seat up? *shudder*

she might KILL him!

[Morphy]

Ask for her credit card. Then use it for some boys site like chipendalles (hope i spelled corectly) or striper sites. Confront her. Of course she will deny. Then should tell her that's exactly what happened when she did not beleive him.
But Due's ideea is better http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif
No, serious... give the man an email so he can spend his rest of the life beside his gorgeus wife who would be ready to dump him because he saw a few chicks on the net. And did not even wanted to see 'em ! He need your help because he was not aware of what will happen if he say "YES, I DO".

Take care http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Scar]

My advice, tell the man that You have contacted the president - mr. Bush and based on mutual trust he agreed to make an official statement.

Than ask for an adress where the signed paper should go.
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Make up an official looking paper signed by mr. President saying that american government agrees to spend another 100$ donation for this mentally deceased people house (dont know how You call it in english, You know a place where crazy people get their medicine).

In case he gets angry tell him You cleared all up and there was a mistake by mr. Presidents secretary. Say she mixed up adresses and his letter saying that "YOU NEVER EVER SAW A SINGLE PORNO VIDEO, YOU SICK FUCK! GO WATCH ONE AND FUCK OFF" signed by mr. Bush personally went to that house for mentally deceased people administration.

In case he'll bother You again I dont know what to do. I also think it aint good for him and his wife to be together - it's a danger to modern society.

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Just joking of course...