silly surfer email

[PeepNTom]

another goofy surfer email :D

From: Monica Barbosa ( monica_barbosa99@hotmail.com )

I have a question regarding a photo www.my_site.com has in their home page. It is a woman with tits the size of basketballs. They have two of those photos but I have looked for it and I can't find it. I was wondering if you could tell me where could I get it or if you could give me some pics of it.The description is : it is a white women with big tits, she has black hair, wearing purple tights, in one photo she is being fucked by behind on a white bed and in the other photo she also being fucked by behind but this time she is on the man and he is grabbing her tits. I hope that you can help me. I would really appreciate it.

I keep forgetting most surfers are mental

:rotflmao:

[wd-]

oh man.

does she acctually expect a response?

:rolleyes:

[toker]

Tell her you will personally delever the goods but you want some erotic phone sex first.. :D

[unconnected]

That is hilarious..
These people no doubt think that we have every single picture online right at our fingertips easy categorized and we memorize them for reference later in case of an event like this..

[wd-]

or you could tell her the pics are on X sponsor ;)

X sponsor = highest paying ;)

[evilc]

or you could tell her the pics are on X sponsor

Now thats what I call a good marketing brain..way to go WD:D

[code||die]

Just send her to scoreland, she'll surely be able to find some tits the size of basketballs there :)

[EscortBiz]

here is one I got a week ago:

Subject: I need your Help!
To: info@hotlocalescorts.com


Hi my name is ********and I would like to meet Jenna ID#535659 asap.
If it is possible, could someone contact her for me, inorder too set up an
escort date for me tonite? I have been searching the web for a very long time
looking for a womam like her. I know it takes joining the service to get her
personal info. but because my credit cards and checking info was recently
stolen, I'm unable to do so. On the other hand I do have cash available: for
which it would not be a problem for me to pay for the sign-up fee as well as
for the date through her. I hope you're able to assist me with this matter.
Please email me back asap or call me. ******@aol.com, my home #(708)
****, my cell#(****Thank you.


I got a few like these and I just responded "Sorry but only paid members get to access her information and get to call her"

A afew days later he signed up!

[Zatlther]

Gotta love the stupid when they get a computer and a credit card. Money in the bank. :D

[unconnected]

Exactly..
Backs up the point that anytong that things surfers as a whole are getting smarter has their heads up their ass..
Sure some of them are getting smarter, but they are replaced with 10 others that can't wipe thier asses without instructions

[MmmSpankMe]

Just thought I'd share this one. :D


Subj: i care so much.
Date: 6/6/02 11:14:23 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: fiesta_4_u@yahoo.com (oparah chris)


,but the distance is too far .Am chris , a nigeria [
black africa ]based here in nigeria . am trying to
come down to America by july/August but the cost is
too much for me ,i needed about $2,500,and for now i
can only afford $1,500 remaining about $1000,i
neededan assistance from any where.pls could u do this
for me any amount u have to assist i will be very
grateful .u can tellme how to reach u when i come over
.we blacks know how to satisfy our partners in times
of sex , i love to have u baby .i can't wait to get it
.waiting to here 4rom u soonest .
much love 4rom
chris.


I guess it's safe to say that I won't be making any money off Chris as a surfer, eh? LOL

[wd-]

heh.

What's with typing a full stop at the start of a sentence? :/

[Zatlther]

Originally posted by MmmSpankMe

I guess it's safe to say that I won't be making any money off Chris as a surfer, eh? LOL

I would bet that between rounds of spamming half the planet, chris is surfing for porn. Not from africa. Not black. Not needing to get to the usa. He is probably a middle aged American living in New Jersey or something. Write him back and include your ref code and I will bet he at least looks. :D

[code||die]

"we blacks know how to satisfy our partners in times
of sex"

He makes it sound like war or hunger or something :)