One of the favorite things I like to do...

[MetaformX]

during the summers, we get alot of spiders around the area I live in(big spiders) and once in a while, 1 gets into the house...one of the favorite things I like to do, is squish one with a shoe (squish them lightly so they are just injured and not dead) and then I throw them into the toilet bowl, pull down my pants, and piss on them

I dont know what it is in my urine, but that kills those bastards instantly! I wonder if I can somehow bottle all my urine and sell it as a spider killing liquid. I am sure I can market it effectively.

[toker]

Come on now you wonder why Lensman banned you from his board.. :rolleyes:

This is not even funny it just sounds like you have very bad mental issues. I can see why people want to break your legs. Maybe if you stop with nonsense like this you wont have to hire protection and can get more work done.

[MetaformX]

Originally posted by toker
Come on now you wonder why Lensman banned you from his board.. :rolleyes:

This is not even funny it just sounds like you have very bad mental issues. I can see why people want to break your legs. Maybe if you stop with nonsense like this you wont have to hire protection and can get more work done.

toker, i get enough work done. dont worry about me. If you dont like my posts, dont read them. Im not the one with 3500 posts here. maybe you should get some work done, instead of posting here 3500 times and reading my 'nonesence' posts.

oh, and I don't have to hire protection. That was a joke, in case you didnt figure it out.

[toker]

I guess some people just need more atention then their parents give them at home. :rolleyes:

[jtp866]

well, seeing how he is 35 years old, his parents have taken a disinterest in him lately. And he hasn't been the same since he brokeup with his cousin when she cheated on him with his sister. He is really hurting now, and this is just his way of reaching out in his time of need.

John

[toker]

:rotflmao:

[justsexxx]

Damn, can't you find another board to post your called "funny" posts.

I can make one for you....

Andre

[wd-]

Just give him a crayon and a note pad.

[MetaformX]

wa wa wa
sorry if I offended you insect right activist by telling you how I like to kill spiders
from now on, i wont pee on my spiders. i promise. dont want to hurt anyones feelings

[Undutchable]

If someone would rip me open, have my organs showing with me barely breathing, and would then proceed by releasing a huge stream of warm urine on me, i'd probably die too .. :rolleyes:

What a mental case

[MetaformX]

Originally posted by Funkmaster
If someone would rip me open, have my organs showing with me barely breathing, and would then proceed by releasing a huge stream of warm urine on me, i'd probably die too .. :rolleyes:

What a mental case

is that a request? or just a hypothetical statement?
because I have enough urine to actually do this, if you are interested.

[justsexxx]

Originally posted by MetaformX
wa wa wa
sorry if I offended you insect right activist by telling you how I like to kill spiders
from now on, i wont pee on my spiders. i promise. dont want to hurt anyones feelings

You don't hurt my feelings, but you just make suck stupid posts. And worst thing is you think you're funny. But even my 9 year old brother makes better jokes

Andre

[BIGTYMER]

that is some sick shit. what is his malfunction?

BigTymer
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[MetaformX]

Originally posted by justsexxx


You don't hurt my feelings, but you just make suck stupid posts. And worst thing is you think you're funny. But even my 9 year old brother makes better jokes

Andre


whats your problem? sorry if I offended u
jeez

[justsexxx]

Originally posted by MetaformX



whats your problem? sorry if I offended u
jeez

Again, you didn't offended me, but (most) of your posts are so useless, now I know why Lensman banned you

Hope Due will do the same, if you make more of this posts.

Andre

[MetaformX]

get a sence of humour people
dont take everything so seriously
its only a messageboard
:)

[MetaformX]

Originally posted by justsexxx


Again, you didn't offended me, but (most) of your posts are so useless, now I know why Lensman banned you

Hope Due will do the same, if you make more of this posts.

Andre

ok, well, guess what? your a asshole. im sorry your life is so miserable that you cant laugh at a messageboard post, but whatever. If you dont like my posts, dont ever read them again. copish? im done talking to you'

as for everyone else that were somehow 'offended' by this thread, im apoligize.

but for justsexxx, get lost and dont read my posts again. ok?

[justsexxx]

Originally posted by MetaformX


ok, well, guess what? your a asshole. im sorry your life is so miserable that you cant laugh at a messageboard post, but whatever. If you dont like my posts, dont ever read them again. copish? im done talking to you'

as for everyone else that were somehow 'offended' by this thread, im apoligize.

but for justsexxx, get lost and dont read my posts again. ok?

Lol, you start calling names as well. Well good luck, maybe some day you make a shirt with my name on it and burn it :)(how sick are you in your head)

Andre

[MetaformX]

Originally posted by justsexxx


Lol, you start calling names as well. Well good luck, maybe some day you make a shirt with my name on it and burn it :)(how sick are you in your head)

Andre

nah, your not important enough for me to pay anymore attention to you. I guess you didn't know that you are a nobody?
don't forgot buddy, you started this pissing match. This will be my last post to you. Don't read or respond to anymore of my posts.

[justsexxx]

Originally posted by MetaformX


nah, your not important enough for me to pay anymore attention to you. I guess you didn't know that you are a nobody?
don't forgot buddy, you started this pissing match. This will be my last post to you. Don't read or respond to anymore of my posts.

hehe, well okay then I'm a nobody, at least I know who is saying that :):bounce: :finger:

BTW you started this pissing topic ;)

[TwinTone]

Originally posted by MetaformX
wa wa wa
sorry if I offended you insect right activist by telling you how I like to kill spiders
from now on, i wont pee on my spiders. i promise. dont want to hurt anyones feelings


Spiders are not insects.. and they do a lot of good for the environment. Should not be pissing on them.. ;)