Coloured People....

[richard]

Poem about coloured people

A poem written by an African Shakespeare

Dear white fella,
Couple things you should know:
When I was born, I black
When I grow up, I black,
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black,
And when I die, I still black.

You, white fella,
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey.
And you have the fucking nerve to call me colored?

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[Mr Woody]

Nice and so true http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[nick]

since christmas is coming up, here's another ebonic poem.

`Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas


Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill

Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt

Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To tap that booty waitin at home

and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

[Filipe]

richard, there's a song that uses that poem. I heard it a lot of times and it sucks http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[eRock]

And what exactly is the point of this thread...???

[playa]

alright alright....lets not go crazy with this thread....

no more stereo type post about a peoples race or ethnitcy here.....

and richard,,,colored people is not a term used anymore...at least not here in the US

its called african-american now..

can't we all just get along

[Duke]

hey rich where did u got that?
I remember heard that lines in a song here.

[richard]

eRock: you could ask that question about half the threads here http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/wink.gif

Playa: wtf?

no more stereo type post about a peoples race or ethnitcy here.....

You wanna chill out a bit mate.

colored people is not a term used anymore...at least not here in the US

Sure it is not used anymore in the US, because the US is the pefect society correct? hmn. So what if Americans do not use the term? lets not all go on another American power trip ok, you have the FTC for that http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Duke: A friend in South Africa sent it to me, not sure where she got it from.

Rich

[playa]

richard
sorry i didn't mean to make it sound like an american power trip...its not that..
just when you say colored people that just made it sound like a put down...
i reread your post and actually understand that poem now...

now that just my american point of view http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

maynot always be right though http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif...

[eRock]

The only reason I said what I did is cuz it seems to me that things like this ALWAYS stir up trouble...

[magnatique]

I'm really tired of all that crap.

I am no way a racist...

I even wanna learn creole one of these days, I REALLY love that language..

but what really piss be off is when people go on and blast people cuz they call the people of black color either blacks, black people, black dude, colored people, or whatever...

it's just a name! haven't you ever heard a black man call someone whiteman?

I mean, if we could go over the name calling thing, problems would start beeing solved...

[DK?]

Who called you racist?
and what are you so pissed off about?

Originally posted by magnatique:
I'm really tired of all that crap.

I am no way a racist...

I even wanna learn creole one of these days, I REALLY love that language..

but what really piss be off is when people go on and blast people cuz they call the people of black color either blacks, black people, black dude, colored people, or whatever...

it's just a name! haven't you ever heard a black man call someone whiteman?

I mean, if we could go over the name calling thing, problems would start beeing solved...

[Voltar]

Racist!!!

Racist!!!

Why no Turkmenistan slur tuff guye???

You afraid! Ya!

[playa]

hey mag,
no one blasted no one...your blowing this way out...lets not make this big issue...

when your american of minority race and you see a topic subject saying
a poem about colored people
i mean how would most people feel..
how about if i put
a poem about fags people

lotta people might be offended...

but what i did wrong is never read through richards post about the poem

actually i intrepret the poem as saying that colored is stupid reason to call someone black..
especially when white people have serveral different colors when there born until their dead..

thanks richard for that story has enlighten me... http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[eRock]

See...to me it's just stirring shit up. Yes, the poem is clever, but obviously in every country but America no one gets all sensitive about this type of stuff. I'm not sayin' I'm sensitive about it cuz I can give a shit if it was reffered to my ethnicity or someone elses (I'm not sensitive about it...this stuff doesn't bother me). But in the US here, this type of stuff is constantly shoved down our throats & it gets people all up in arms about it. Make sense?

I didn't mean anything by what I said before, I'm just used to what the outcome usually is...and it's already starting.

[1407]

I don’t´ know If my brother in law is a racist , but he told me this story.
What I DO know, that he is half Indian.
(and sorry for my spelling, I hope you get the point anyway)


Well this Indian guy,
moved from New Delhi to London, and he kind of feelt that he
had to get in to the local habits.
He went down to the Shop:

"I want to buy some toilet paper"

"Well" said the shop-keeper " we have 3 different kinds op toilet paper.
This one is called ”The Spring Garden”, has a nice color , and a nice smell,
but a am afraid it is a bit expensive: £2 fore one roll"

"Well" said the Indian guy "Anything cheaper".

"Yes, this one, with a nice color is called ”The Garden”.
That is £1 fore 3 rolls"

"ahh," said the Indian "anything cheaper....?"

"OK” The shopkeeper said "This one: No smell, No Name, No color, but £1 fore 10 rolls"

"I will take it!"
he paid and went home.

Next day the Indian guy came down to the shop again
"I found a name fore your toilet paper"

"uhmmm..??"

"At home we call it ”John Wayne”".
“You see: its rough its tough and it don’t´ take no
shit from an Indian.”

Peace

Rene´

[lukas]

Hahahahah

[unconnected]

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You know what we need here?
We need a smilie who is crying, just one little tear rolling down it's face...hell that would replace entire threads that I have seen posted
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[richard]

Bingo Playa.

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[playa]

thanks to my 1102 english class http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[eRock]

myn two...

jk