View Full Version : JavaScript Gods... CONTACT ME PLEASE
magnatique
10-11-2001, 01:20 PM
I have modified and added a good deal of options to a jscript I needed for my webpage... now, it works PERFECTLY IN IE... but when it comes to netscrap, it just won't do a thing fuck...
could anyone of you javascript gods contact me on ICQ? I'd appreciate it..
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richard
10-11-2001, 01:55 PM
ugh!
Cross-browser is an absolute bitch, what sort of stuff are you doing, DIVs etc?
:p Chris did some sweet code for our new programs' websites, got it working in Netscape/IE/Opera.
I really dont see why they dont all just make it the same, one way or the other, its a right pain in the ass for us web developers :(
magnatique
10-11-2001, 02:19 PM
Nope, no divs... anyone?
sonicpuke
10-11-2001, 02:41 PM
Well your being pretty vauge about it ;)
If I new what your problem was about more I could probabbly tell you what's wrong.
Are you getting "unknown" or NAN type problems?
Javscript is pretty easy for me but unless you specify SOMETHING it's hard for me to help much ;)
I guess you can contact me on ICQ if you want but it's usually a lot better to discuss it on the boards (cause someone else might get helped too) and also I TRY not to be an online programming resource if you know what I mean. (I'd never get any work done ;)
sonic
harvey
10-11-2001, 03:31 PM
well, women always tell I'm a God, but I know shit about JS!
magnatique
10-11-2001, 04:33 PM
same prob here harvey... :\
richard
10-11-2001, 09:42 PM
yea, i'm hearing you Sonic, you could end up paying some nice money to have you JS converted to be compatible on many platforms.
Come on Mag, spill some beans, i'm sure if i put in a couple of cents, and some others put in their cents, we can scrap together a solution :)
magnatique
10-11-2001, 11:14 PM
sonic puke gave me a hand :)
I cam to the same conclusion as him, except a bit later heeh... now, fixing it... uhm... :)
here...
these seem not to be compatible with Netscrap...
say I just define 4 ads..
like
var ad1='<center><table border="7" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" bordercolor="#FF0000" bgcolor="#FFFFCC"><tr><td bgcolor="#FF0000" align="center"><i><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Arial Black" size="5">W A R N I N G !</font></i></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span style="background-color: #111111"><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Arial Black">You have been Caught Surfing Porn!</span></font><font face="Verdana"><b><br><font size="1"><br></font><font size="4" color="black">Luckily for you, this time it'+"'"+'s not<br>your boss or your wife!</font></b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFF00" onmousout="this.style.backgroundColor='+"''"+'" onmousover="this.style.backgroundColor='+"'#00FFFF'"+';return true" align="center"><b><a href="http://www.interneteraser.com/enter.html?id=9615363"><font size="5" face="Arial Black" color="#000000">PROTECT YOURSELF</font></a></font></b></td></tr></table></center>';
var ad2='<CENTER><A HREF="http://ctc.amateurpages.com/cgi-bin/ctc/ctc.cgi?ACCOUNT"><IMG SRC="http://www.hotlinkpics.com/ap'+apnumber+'.jpg" ALIGN="BOTTOM" BORDER="5" WIDTH="240" HEIGHT="360"><BR><font face="verdana" size="+1"><b>Click Here for Amateur Pages Free Pics</b></A></CENTER>';
var ad3='<center><b><span style="background-color: #FAFAFA"><font size="6" face="Verdana" color="#FF0000">*PRIVACY ALERT! </font></span><br><span style="background-color: #FF0000"><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#ffffff">*YOU HAVE BEEN DETECTED VISITING ADULT SITES! </font></span><br><br><a href="http://www.interneteraser.com/enter.html?ID=9615363"><span style="background-color: #000000"><font face="Verdana" size="6" color="#FFFF00">PROTECT YOURSELF</font></a></span></center>';
var ad4='<center><font face="Impact" size="7" color="#000000">IS YOUR PENIS TOO SMALL?</font><br><font face="Impact" size="5">Are you ready to CHANGE this situation?</font><br><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><img src="hpa_4c.jpg" WIDTH="124" HEIGHT="147"></td><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center"><b><font face="Arial" color="#000000">If you have doubts that your woman is not enjoying<br>her sexlife fully, you are most certainly right.<br></font><i><font face="Arial" color="#0000FF">Surveys show that Woman get MORE Pleasure<br>from a ROCK HARD Dick, than a small one!</font><br><font size="1"><br></font></i><font face="Arial" color="#FF0000">No surgery is required. Only the WILL To keep<br>on EXERCISING Your Penis. That'+"'"+'s right, no Pumps<br>Only Training is required!</font></b></td><td><img src="hpa_4d.jpg" WIDTH="127" HEIGHT="147"></td></tr></table><br><b><a href="http://webmasters.big-penis.com/in/magnatique"><span style="background-color: #FF0066\"><font size=\"6\" face=\"Verdana\" color=\"#FFFFFF\">CLICK HERE TO GET BIG</font></span></a></b><br> <font color=\"#000000\"><b><font size=\"4\" face=\"Verdana\">... and make her cum at last!</b></font></center>';
and then I simply display them like that:
document.write (''+ad1+'');
document.write (''+ad2+'');
document.write (''+ad3+'');
document.write (''+ad4+'');
and it just bugs down...
actually, the only would not make it bug (say I put 4X Ad1 (renamed as ad1, ad2, ad3, etc.., display, then another file with $X Ad2 , etc.. the only one not bugging is AD2...
(btw, i HAD TO RENAME mouse to mous in this code example, UBB bans the onmouseover)
[ 12 October 2001: Message edited by: magnatique ]
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