Buttfather read this

[candidpublishinginc]

Stop digging up old threads. It's lame an immature. We all know you're underage, so you can stop trying to prove it.

[ButtFather]

Don't make me bring up the fact that you are Polish Michael. I heard polish people can't count clicks.

Btw did you here how many Polish People it takes to count a Click Thru???

:cool:

[candidpublishinginc]

Where did you hear that little fact? It's a new one to me.

Also last time I checked, clicks are counted by software not by hand. Since you're a newbie, I can understand that you may have not known that though. ;)

Say what you want big guy. We never shaved our webmasters, and we never will.

Don't you have something more productive to do, like submitting galleries to TGPs?

[notr]

ButtFather my girl is Polish you diss polish people i'll be knocking at your door shortly.. Vermont is pretty close to Montreal :)

Abby :D

[Yassen]

Actually there are a lot of jokes about Polish people in Europe.

However I don't undrestand why :)

[candidpublishinginc]

Every nationality has jokes poking fun at them. Polish jokes never bothered me. Some of them are pretty funny. :D

[ludwik]

post here some jokes about Polish, i never heard any

:)

[richard]

Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

hehe.

[richard]

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

hehe :D

[candidpublishinginc]

Originally posted by richard:
<STRONG>Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

hehe.</STRONG>

LOL good one! I didn't hear this one yet. Ludwik, you lived a sheltered life if you never heard a Polish joke before. ;)

[richard]

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

[letcher]

editing test ;)

[ 22 November 2001: Message edited by: magnatique ]

[candidpublishinginc]

Dialercheese,

You can leave now. This board isn't for spammers. We've seen you in all the spam boards. No one wants your spam traffic.

[richard]

Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a
theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

lol

[richard]

hehe, ok last 2.

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

Q: Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?
A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade
Russia.


haha. Funny jokes, no matter what nationality you use :)

[WiredGuy]

Hehe, these are pretty good Richard :-)
WG

[richard]

good old google :)

[candidpublishinginc]

Originally posted by richard:
<STRONG>hehe, ok last 2.

Q: Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?
A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.


haha. Funny jokes, no matter what nationality you use :)</STRONG>

LOL!!!!! That's a good one. :)

[magnatique]

never heard any of those ;)

here we use Newfies... newfondlanders hehe :)

[SilverTab]

LOL good ones richard :)
I guess every countries have there "newfies".

[ludwik]

nice jokes, but not funny for me ;)

[Yassen]

he he good jokes richard :)

I know two good jokes - one for polish and one for georgians

the polish:
Q: Why are polish people smiling during thunderstorm?
A: Because they think somebody is taking pictures

and the georgian:

A georgian, carrying an axe, walks in Moscow and a cop shouts at him
"Hey you stop! Where did you get this axe from?"
The georgian suddenly starts running. The cop follows him. The georgian runs, runs and finally gets tired, so he curves behind a corner and when the cop passes he strikes him dead with the axe.
"Where did I get it from? Where did I get it from? I bought it!!"

[XxxPower.net]

LOL

I like the georgian part :)

[letcher]

candidpublishinginc
Big Jerk
Member # 859
Rate Member
posted 22 November 2001 09:29 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dialercheese,
You can leave now. This board isn't for spammers. We've seen you in all the spam boards. No one wants your spam traffic.

Thats slander right off the top.You down play my name one more time like that and i might need to take action ;)

[SpyCam]

Originally posted by richard:
[QB]
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

QB]

Damn, this one is super good, maybe others did not understand it :D

[diesel]

hehe

Q:"How french women performs an abortion?.."
A:"Tfu" --&gt;(spitting)

[thenx]

richard, I will tell you sth: your "jokes" are completely not funny!
They are absolutly fuckin crap!!!
Why???
Because I've never met polish person that would be so stiupid!
But I've met a lot of english people that were really stupid, eg.
- they didn't know any of their Nobel Prize Winners;
- they thought that Belorussia is in Africa;
- they didn't know the London's city code;
- a lot of english people thing that Terrorist Attacks of September 11 were ALMOST as horrible as death of Princess Diana :mad: :mad:

But it doesn't suprise me while most of english read "newspapers" like "The sun" or "the mirror" (fucking crap)

Laugh at yourself!
u a lamentable

all best

[richard]

Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense?

[MrNice]

Originally posted by thenx:
<STRONG>richard, I will tell you sth: your "jokes" are completely not funny!
They are absolutly fuckin crap!!!
Why???
Because I've never met polish person that would be so stiupid!
But I've met a lot of english people that were really stupid, eg.
- they didn't know any of their Nobel Prize Winners;
- they thought that Belorussia is in Africa;
- they didn't know the London's city code;
- a lot of english people thing that Terrorist Attacks of September 11 were ALMOST as horrible as death of Princess Diana :mad: :mad:

But it doesn't suprise me while most of english read "newspapers" like "The sun" or "the mirror" (fucking crap)

Laugh at yourself!
u a lamentable

all best</STRONG>

Chill out!

They where JOKES, they aren't meant to be true. There are lots of jokes about my country, and probably every other country there is as well. That doesn't mean you can't laugh about them.

If it wasn't for the seriousness of your post I would have thought you where jokeing.

[theo]

mr nice is right,they are only jokes. Feeling bad about them proves you dont have humour or you're a bit more sensitive than you should.

[candidpublishinginc]

Yeah no kidding. Lossen up a little.

[CM]

I have heard almost every joke that have been told only that we don't joke about poles guys.. We use to joke about the norwegians :D

I just love those jokes! ;)

[shane94]

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It don't matter he still ain't gonna come :D

Shane

[Jawe]

Those jokes aren't funny for me, especially this one about Jesus Christ - GFY


Jawe
Proud to be Pole

[SilverTab]

Originally posted by thenx:
<STRONG>richard, I will tell you sth: your "jokes" are completely not funny!
They are absolutly fuckin crap!!!
Why???
Because I've never met polish person that would be so stiupid!
But I've met a lot of english people that were really stupid, eg.
- they didn't know any of their Nobel Prize Winners;
- they thought that Belorussia is in Africa;
- they didn't know the London's city code;
- a lot of english people thing that Terrorist Attacks of September 11 were ALMOST as horrible as death of Princess Diana :mad: :mad:

But it doesn't suprise me while most of english read "newspapers" like "The sun" or "the mirror" (fucking crap)

Laugh at yourself!
u a lamentable

all best</STRONG>

Damn! I think you need to chill out!
Those were JOKES man...and you could've changed "poland" for any country in most of the jokes...(I know that people from france are bashing on the belgians, here in quebec it's the "newfies"...) Don't take it to seriously, or else quit reading message boards or you'll be angry all the time ! I've seen so many people bashing canada on message board, and those weren't jokes, but I didn't cry!...come on..i'm sure you'll get over it :D
Just my 2 cents (considering it's 2 canadian cents, you might say it doesn't worth much but...anyway ;) )
(and if those jokes offended you, you shouldn't bash on english people then...)

[Yassen]

Originally posted by Jawe:
<STRONG>Those jokes aren't funny for me, especially this one about Jesus Christ - GFY


Jawe
Proud to be Pole</STRONG>

Shut the fuck up Jawe and go back to the church :)

[pr0view]

Originally posted by Jawe:
<STRONG>
Jawe
Proud to be Pole</STRONG>

northern of southern? :D

ah, wait... that would be POLISH, right?
you deserve those jokes, sonny :rolleyes:

[Ace]

A young Polish girl was hitchhiking along the Interstate, and a big semi pulled over to pick her up. The driver was a serious CB addict, and the dashboard boasted an enormous CB radio.

"That's the best radio ever made," he explained to the bug-eyed girl. "You can talk anywhere in the world with it."
"No kidding," she gasped. "Boy, I would really love to talk to my mother in Poland."
"Oh yeah?", the guy said.
"I would give anything to talk to my mother in Poland."
"Anything?" he asked.
"Anything," she assured him.
"Well, maybe we can work something out," he said, pulling his cock, by this time erect, out of his pants.
So the girl leaned over, bent down, and said loudly, "HELLO, MOM?"

[MrNice]

LOL, that was a good one, hehe :D

[TommyCool]

Not amused at all... Haven't you guys got something better to do then filling the AWI-database with your Polishcrap! :mad:

[Jawe]

Have I mentioned that some of your have mothers who are cheap bitches? Not? Now I do.

Oh, I forgot to add "I'm joking, stupid motherfuckers, but what's wrong with joking from each other mothers...."

Get the point, assholes?

Jawe
PTBP

[Yassen]

Originally posted by Jawe:
<STRONG>
Get the point, assholes?

Jawe
PTBP</STRONG>

Nope. Must be a Polish thing ;)
btw, why aren't you in church yet?

[AD]

jokes were great i quite funny. even for me :D

moybe some more ?
it is hard to find good jokes about Polish people living in Poland..

so go on :)

[pyro]

richard... how do you keep a polak in suspense??


:)

[Yassen]

Originally posted by AD:
<STRONG>jokes were great i quite funny. even for me :D

moybe some more ?
it is hard to find good jokes about Polish people living in Poland..

so go on :)</STRONG>


Good point man. Those are just jokes. Shit you can replace the Polish element with any other nation :)
However some stupid religious fanatics like Jawe don't seem to realize that.

[*Kimmykim*]

Polack has a c in it.

[richard]

I was copying and pasting from a site who can't spell.

My ignorance runs deeper than just the spelling, i thought they were all Poles :).