Funny. Vote for a joke!

[SpyCam]

Do you have the sense of humour? Yes?
Vote for joke(s) you like :)

P.S. do not get angry on me because of some kind of jokes, since i wasn't the one who created them.

ok, let's go:

1. Marriage - it's too big price for socks washed for free

2. You must know - overusing of Viagra becomes a big frequent headache for women

3. Women wanna make men a mixture of vibrator and bankomat


4. What's the difference between B.Spears clips and Porn movies? Porn movies have better music


5. What's the difference between Erotic and Pronographic photo? Erotic photo - when it's 1600x1200 and pronographic photo - 320x200


6. 70 ways to satisfy a woman: 69 + go shopping


7. What's diplomacy? Diplomacy it's the ability to speak very kindly and politely "Good doggy, good" till you find usable brick


8. Statistics show, that 9 males of 10 like young cute women with midsize breasts, and 10th likes the other nine


9. What's the difference between Kasanova and Tax Police? In both cases you're fucked by professionals


10. Wisdom tells: you won't drink all the vodka in the world and you won't fuck all the women... But we need to try


11. If you don't smoke and don't drink alcohol - that means that you'll die healthy


12. The first sign of pregnancy: you wanna throw up and you don't wanna make your homeworks


13. It isn't the truth that there are no gentlemen left... I saw one man yesterday, he had an umbrella up one women when she was changing the wheel of his car


14. Ones, who say that we need to drink more alcohol and the others, who say that we need to drink less agree with one thing: we need to drink


15. 3 words which i hear when i make love: "Darling, I'm back"


16. How do we call sex without words? - Oral


17. Well, oral sex = cannibalism


18. Fight for peace is the same as sex for innocence


19. If checkers - sport, then masturbation - heavy athletics


20. Lawyer - a man who can write a document of 20 pages and call it brief


21. What's good in female milk? Package


22. Breats - the face of women


23. Physics: Fluid placed in body, after 7 years goes to school


24. Not everything, that rises in the morning is called The Sun


25. Dissection showed that the reason of death is dissection


26. Why God created perfume and make-up? Because women are ugly and smell bad


27. Scientists found female hormones in beer: males start jabber/twaddle intensively and they loose their ability to drive a car after they drink some beer


28. Without woman, like without hands. But with hands, like with woman.


29. Tbe Bible teaches us to love our close, and Kama Sutra teaches us - how


30. Why does gorilla have such wide nostrils? because of thick fingers


31. They were 3 of them standing on a bridge: he, she and his

I hope you like them. you can share jokes as well.

[QuaShe]

Originally posted by SpyCam:
<STRONG>24. Not everything, that rises in the morning is called The Sun</STRONG>

:D

[SpyCam]

:D

[ragnar]

26. Why God created perfume and make-up? Because women are ugly and smell bad :D

good one haha

[theo]

Originally posted by QuaShe:
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:D</STRONG>

that's a double vote man! you voted on gfy too,it doesnt count unless i vote again :)

[QuaShe]

Damn man, Go fuck Yourself ;)

[SpyCam]

hehe
no wars here :D

put your votes and other jokes, or discuss my ones

i spent half of the day translating them into english :)

[theo]

hahaha

i vote again for 4 and 20

[QuaShe]

Originally posted by SpyCam:
<STRONG>i spent half of the day translating them into english :)</STRONG>
So business is going well for you I guess

[theo]

spycam better start a jokes archive to upsell from our sites since paysites do bad

[SpyCam]

they would be very expensive :D

[NdY]

Hehe nice ones :D
Check this out : How does a blonde print a word document ? :
http://www.terra.es/personal4/adytzu02/ady/blonde.jpg

[CM]

LOOL

That was a good one! ;)

[Shovel]

"A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

[magnatique]

27. Scientists found female hormones in beer: males start jabber/twaddle intensively and they loose their ability to drive a car after they drink some beer
:)

[pyro]

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.”

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?”

(I just found this one) LOL

[SpyCam]

hehehe :)

keep them comming :)

[Pinhead]

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything,
just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a
jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was
looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

[elron]

Here's mine :
Why do black people have thier whole skin dark , but white hands ?
Because when god painted the first of them , he was on his knees :D