Fucking Gypsies Next Door Are Driving Me Nuts!!!!!

[Vegemite and Cheese]

Ok heres the problem!

Ive got this fucking gypsie family of like 50 living in the townhouse next door.

All they do is party...but their partying is like playing polka music and playing their accordians...while roasting fucking donkey on the bbq...


i swear some mornings i wake up and it smells like simmering donkey balls out there!...i know for a fact they have tried to catch my dog and prolly try to cook that too...they speak in this fucked up language ive never heard before...and some get drunk and climb the roof of their house and yell at the moon naked!!!

they have a burnt out VW beetle in their back yard...and a huge picture of liza manelli on their front porch...with a mustach on her....

PLEASE WHAT DO I DO TO THESE DERRANGED FUCKS!!?!?!?!?!

[mistuhhh]

HAHAHA call the fbi and get their asses deported

[Jamdin]

Take pictures & create a website called "Naked Howling Moon Gypsies" :)

[Vegemite and Cheese]

Nah they dont how l at the moon...they YELL at it...liek the moon has done something to piss them off or something....god...

[Priest]

looks like you need to spend more time making $$$

so you can move out of such a shitty townhouse. :eek:

[D0b3rman]

Bah fuck it man join the party.. as long as you dont get naked and start yelling at the moon.. use them.. go there with your friends, drink all their booze and go back home n keep on partying...

[Vegemite and Cheese]

LOL...never thought of it that way...but yet again...ive never seen any booze around...lol....wtf

[Jorge]

LoL
you´ve got a serious problem. expect another relatives to move their asses to your neighbourhood. lock your dog, and never let it alone, although they like cats more ... I don´t know about donkies, though ... also if you have any wood in their proximity, keep it wet ... they LOVE BBQ, and they burn a lot of it. They do not recognize the difference between YOURS, and theirs ... in fact, they think everything is theirs.
Favorite gun: any knife
Favorite attack mode: angry mob surrounds you, and some one punch the knife in your liver or / and kidney
Any pros ? Yes. If you need any advice concerning social security law, government subsidy, charity ... feel free, and ask them ... Harvard Law graduate is a complete looser in comparison.
:D
Hope it helps.

[elron]

Originally posted by Vegemite and Cheese:
<STRONG>Ok heres the problem!

Ive got this fucking gypsie family of like 50 living in the townhouse next door.

</STRONG>


Fucking racists like you wont survive for long , trust me .

[Vegemite and Cheese]

Racist??? huh???

Where the fuck am I racist??

I dont care about skin colour....and I they are gyspies...as they call them selves gypsies.......so where am i being racist???

please explain fuck nut

[Unknown]

We had some campingwagons with gypsies coming through some months ago in a nearby town. They settled on the local fotball stadium and refused to leave! The police tried to move them but were called racists.

I wonder what makes them behave like that. No respect for anything... It's a shame.

Don't they have a country all for themselves now? Romania?

[Vegemite and Cheese]

Don't they have a country all for themselves now? Romania?


LOL...who cares...they are assholes no matter where they are..but in seriousness...they mostly come from the czech republic...romania....just about anywhere where NATO has left holes in the ground.

[blind]

Call the cops man, thats disturbance of peace, and they'll probably find some crazy ass drugs up in there and they'll be in jail! That'l keep them quiet for a few years anyways.. ;)

[blind]

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[richard]

Don't they have a country all for themselves now? Romania?

LOL, no offence of course.

haha :)

[Unknown]

Originally posted by blind:
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lol!!!

[XxxPower.net]

Originally posted by Unknown:
<STRONG>
Don't they have a country all for themselves now? Romania?</STRONG>

No, gypsies are from all over the world, every country has its own gypsies people. I don't like them at all, but not because I'm racist but because they are doing illegal stuff, drugs and prostitution.

[Vegemite and Cheese]

THAT WAS FUCKING HULLARIOUS!!!!!!

[toker]

Get you a nice BB Gun or Blowgun and shoot them in the ass from a tree or some shit. Then set boobytraps like place some slippry substance on the roof maybe some cooking oil so they fall off and break a leg. Anything you can think of play really loud devil music when their party starts and piss them off. Turn on sprinklers and water their lawn too make sure you can make it to the BBQ to extinguish the flames while they try to cook the donkey.

If it were me i would make their life a living hell im always full of great ideas. :D

[e-van]

Originally posted by toker:
<STRONG>Get you a nice BB Gun or Blowgun and shoot them in the ass from a tree or some shit. Then set boobytraps like place some slippry substance on the roof maybe some cooking oil so they fall off and break a leg. Anything you can think of play really loud devil music when their party starts and piss them off. Turn on sprinklers and water their lawn too make sure you can make it to the BBQ to extinguish the flames while they try to cook the donkey.

If it were me i would make their life a living hell im always full of great ideas. :D</STRONG>


Believe me, they have better ideas than you. They have lived like this for centuries...

there are 2 brands of gypsies, the Romanian (Bavaria) ones and the other, which is believed to have come from Egypt as nomads during the Al-andalus time in Spain.

I have known and dealt with people of both bands, they have their pro's and their cons.
Basically, you're in deep shit if you don't get them on your side, and you're on deeper shit if you get them on your side...

I'd seriously consider moving, because if they have a mind to stay where they are, you can expect the whole neighborhood to go upside down.

Now, I'm not being racist, just realistic about it.

[stepin]

grab a cam and make some content maybe they will show you a new niche :D

[Unknown]

Hey V&C, take some pics and let us see them. ;)

[Unknown]

As in normal pictures not pr0n like Steve suggest above. :)

[kmanrox]

plant landmines in their yard while they are out hunting for donkeys....


=-)

[munchkin]

join the party but throw them off by bringing them a big fat goat!
-then take pics

[Mole]

Actually, I remember reading somewhere that Gypsies are supposed to be outcasts from ancient/medieval India region.

In fact, their language shows similarities with Hindi and Sanskrit.

But they're a pain in the ass no matter where they are with their weird culture and languages and names.

[e-van]

in fact, if you go back in history enough, you'll find that many modern languages come from the indoeuropean, a language that influenced even english and german, and that makes hindi and sanskrit to bear some lexical simmilarities with other european region languages...

V&C... just move out bro, the big fat goat option might give you a chance, but it's harder now than it used to be :)

[toker]

No if you give them a goat you wont getting any sleep listening to it go baaaa all dam night.. :p

I think the idea of land mines might be a good way to go.

[Mole]

This link shows among other things, the origin of Gypsies, which is indeed India.
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Bridge/5847/english.htm

[Dracula]

Romania IS NOT the country of the gypsies.
But in Romania you can find some comunities though. Also in Hungary, Czech Republic, Bulgaria.. And in Spain.

Vegemite and Cheese, we have here in Romania big problems with gypsies. I remember when I was a little kid playing outside I had a terrible fear about them.
From their communities, about 1% are educated. The rest is fucking stupid.
The problem is that they refuse going to school or living by the laws. They have their own laws.
They live like 300-400 years ago.

The integration of the gypsies is very hard because they refuse the civilization. When Romania got rid of the communism and people can travel a lot easier, the poorest population here run out into Europe. An that was the gypsies.

Imagine being invaded by some people who live like 300 yers ago.

Then all europeans thinked that Romanians are gypsies. Because it was like an exod.

Even these days the catch gypsies from Romania all over Europe.

They also have a strong groth in population. Average romanian family has 1 child. Average gypsy family has 5-6 childs.

From my point of view, and I suffered much from gypsies, I will kill em all :D

Joking ;)

That's not the solution.

For you, report them or stay away from them. Don't try to speak with them, because they have no common sense. Just avoid them and try to get rid of them.

In Romania, when gypsies has their flats in small blocks, they preffer to live outside in tents. So...

[Dawgy]

Originally posted by Vegemite and Cheese:
<STRONG>it smells like simmering donkey balls out there!</STRONG>


ok, so my question is... how do you know what that smells like? :D

[Jorge]

Romania IS NOT the country of the gypsies. But in Romania you can find some comunities though. Also in Hungary, Czech Republic, Bulgaria.. And in Spain.
Numbers concerning Gypsies are relative. Acc. to the last census (last year) there is only 10K of them living here. Estimates are between 100-150K because vast majority does not want to claim their "real" ethnicity ~ nationality ~ origin. There are no ghettos, no gypsy villages, unlike many other countries. Ironically, this is a problem. They lost their traditional style of living. They love travelling, partying, loud music ... all the things that "civilized" guys do not want in their neighbourhood.
They spread over the Europe in 13th century, and they came from India. Later, Spaniards loaded many of them on ships heading to Norhern America ~ only Texas itself has 20K minority.
There are both good and bad guys among them as like in every nation. But one thing is for sure, better have them on your side.

[Dracula]

Originally posted by Jorge:
<STRONG>
They lost their traditional style of living. They love travelling, partying, loud music ... all the things that "civilized" guys do not want in their neighbourhood.
They spread over the Europe in 13th century, and they came from India. Later, Spaniards loaded many of them on ships heading to Norhern America ~ only Texas itself has 20K minority.
There are both good and bad guys among them as like in every nation. But one thing is for sure, better have them on your side.</STRONG>

Well, that's a romantic view concerning their way of living.

In my way to the mountains I pass through 2 small gipsy villages. Both looks like were nuked or something. Dirt, chaos etc. You can the difference from the plane.

Huh, I wonder what will happen if I have a problem with my car in one of those 2 villages.

And another thing: don't put a gipsy to work. He will never do that. He will steal only.

[ragnar]

looks like we pay tax for those stupid dumb fucks that don't want to work

[XxxPower.net]

Originally posted by ragnar:
<STRONG>looks like we pay tax for those stupid dumb fucks that don't want to work</STRONG>


Yeah, that's for sure!

[rhizome]

The Roma are not the problem; rather, it's the pinheads and neo-Nazis that target them. This is how we handle it in Toronto. http://www.web.net/~ara/OTP/OTP11/roma.htm
They're nice people who stick close together because of all the shit they've been through (if you think the Jews have had it bad throughout history, read up on the Roma) - go over and join them for a barbecue.

[Mr Exotic]

I have seen all kinds of shit about gypsies on news shows like 20/20. They are bad news. This one family had like 25 people living in the house and the men had themselves a bogus roofing company. They prayed on old people, they would purposely do a fucked up roof job so that when it would leak the old person would call them back and fix it they would continously charge them to come back everytime, and everytime they would come back they would just make the roof worse and worse, then when it looked like they were about to get busted they would pick up everything and move. I hate to make the generalization that all gypsies are bad because i hate racism, but I have hear numerous and numrous bad things about them, but have NEVER heard of a gypsy that is the model citizen, NOT ONCE.