Die fucking Ketchup song die

[unconnected]

Here is sweet justice to all of us that hate this mind-numbing pop music that is filling the air like background static...
This is translated from a slovacian newspress, so mind the translation :)

Late summer superhit „Asereje“ from Las Ketchup still plays in radios, while , clergy in Hondurase condemns it - it tempts to Satanism! (?) Word play head in the song from Asereja made a huge scandal , though nobody expected it . Is it really connected to Satanism?

Honduras teachers prohibited singing or listening to the song, cause they think the refrain (which can't be translated - word play ) is just a modification of Satanistic formulas. The argue the refrain means: "Long life to heretics , let's top the Yehova".



You can find already translations of this text on Spanish sites , where they say "A ser hereje" is an invitation to a seanse.According to Honduras church representatives the main character of song embodies the devil itself. Sony Records of course argues "the members of the band don't belong to any sect" and there is no hidden message in the song - "It's just a word game". Spanish and Honduras church representatives want to continue investigation and "make all people aware ....

[alex2002]

Las Ketchup son unas españolas putas y me tienen podrido, una vez en la vida los españoles sin cerebro lograron hacer un tema que le gusta a la gente y se creen dios. Mueran las españolas brutas y peludas feas, que se maten por favor. Die KETCHUP Die!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrr............
That song says nothing... It means nothing.... Its so so stupid grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

[Sureal]

I've never heard it, can someone post a link...

[viper2K1]

For me the refrain is just something like:

i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi
i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi

:D

It's a pretty cool song if you're drunk and everbody starts doing the thing with the hands :)

[Freakster.net]

This is the most pathetic song ever.

(I had to come out of my death just to point that out ;))

[Brian911]

I want to second Freak's opinion :D

EVIL!

[SexySites]

i fucking hate that song too ......was subjected to it every day 4 times a day when i was in holland....they love their crap music over there lol

laters,
Chris

[PeepNTom]

never heard it but can anyone tell me if I
can I get a midi file of this, I wanna put it as an opening
to all my sites :rotflmao:

[SexySites]

Originally posted by PeepNTom
never heard it but can anyone tell me if I
can I get a midi file of this, I wanna put it as an opening
to all my sites :rotflmao:

dont even consider that as a joke .... sometimes i break out in a cold sweat just from thinking about it :(

laters,
Chris

[Aquaman]

I like it ;)


i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi
i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi

:bounce:

[Stouch]

Its as enjoyable as treading in dogshit.

[Zern]

Originally posted by Aquaman
I like it ;)


i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi
i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi

:bounce:

:D

I´m flying to Tenerife tomorrow for two weeks...
The kethcup girls are from Spain, i think?
So i think i will be subjected to it every day too..:finger:

[mistuhhh]

u know its not like kids like that shit,,,damn marketing people

[Jorge]

Funny thing - I didn't know who sang that shit, and language they were spitting. I was unable to get it out of my head - even though I heard it only twice, maybe three times.
I was about to look around to get more info, and I saw this thread ... and I am pretty sure, that's that shitty band! :bounce:

i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi
i said aheb hab daheb dahebbe do the hebbe and si he no ba ahabbi and the boggy and the woodididi

Yeah, that's it. Thought it was Hebrew, when I heard it. :)

[blind]

I just heard it.. it sounds like complete fucking ass...

I swear wherever those dikes are from... that music sounds like its from the fuckin 70s... and it's terrible.

[PeepNTom]

ha, decided to download it since so many have evidently
heard this thing.....downloaded english version and
:embarrase its not so bad lol

[RaiDeN]

The song rules, makes me happy:D

[danevans]

Yep, english version is not so bad, as someone said expecially when everyone's drunk and screaming text cluelessly :D
Btw, about that satanistic point etc - it's all BS.. Hmm, not many examples come to mind now, but I'm sure that there are thousands of songs which could be understood differently.

[danevans]

Bwahaha :D
- - - - - - - - - - - -
friday night it's party time
feeling ready looking fine,
viene diego rumbeando,
with the magic in his eyes
checking every girl in sight,
grooving like he does the mambo
he's the man alli en la disco,
playing sexy felling hotter,
he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
and the dj that he knows well,
on the spot always around twelve,
plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
y la baila and he dances y la canta

aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

many think its brujeria,
how he comes and disappears,
every move will hypnotize you,
some will call it chuleria,
others say that its the real,
rastafari afrogitano

he's the man alli en la disco,
playing sexy felling hotter,
he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,
and the dj that he knows well,
on the spot always around twelve,
plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,
y la baila and he dances y la canta

aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
aserejè ja de jè de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

[marty.]

Surely it can't be worse than "Achy breaky heart" or the "Macarena"?

[Trax]

it ISSSSSSSS

[sos2830]

All I can say it "Die Mother...."

[Mathew]

Ok guys you made me do it. I downloaded that song. Sat down and listened.

It's like the whole arrangement of the song is up to date, using decent finalizers, new & cool digital reverbs n' all the other cool stuff you get in the modern studio.

Damn, but the vocals seem like from 80-ties! It's not the recording techniques - it's vocals themselves. Listening to these girls, I see vintage galleries from 80-ties, nevermind the dead people. YIKES!

:D

[SexySites]

Originally posted by marty.
Surely it can't be worse than "Achy breaky heart" or the "Macarena"?

lol, i think that both of those are peepntom's favourites; no accounting for taste :eek:

laters,
Chris

[PeepNTom]

ahhhhh the macarena, now there's a cool tune :D

somebody :help: me lol

[Undutchable]

The chorus is simply a spanish sounding, gibberish version of that famous Sugarhill Gang song, Rappers Delight

I said a hip hop
the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it

to the bang bang boogie, say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat


Compare it to the Ketchup crap song, it has similarities in the sound of the words. I believe that's how they made the song in the first place. Actually, I read that that was their explanation of the origin of the words... Eat that you sectarian whores.

[MichaelH]

Originally posted by Funkmaster
Eat that you sectarian whores.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Joshua]

Some lady called our local radio station and told them..

'Can you stop playing that stupid *beep* ketchup song? It's annoying and I hate it!'

Because of that, all listeners got to hear it AGAIN after it was just played and then they were doing a top 10 of the day or something and EVERY TIME he would do...

'And coming in at number 5...'

And play 10-15 seconds of the song to piss the chick off. We all sufferred. :(

[harvey]

:) The real story of that song is supposed to be about some guy who sang some mumble-jumble rap-like shit and thought he was "hip". That's why the refenrence to Sugarhill Gang is there. The music is just old plain "flamenco" turned to "pop fashion". These girls are the daughters of famous flamenco "cantaor" (singer) Tomate (Tomato, then they're "The Katsup"). And other than this stupid song, they've very good songs in that record. Plus, they're quite fuckable, specially one of them (the busty, of course! ;) )

In short: I'm tired of that song, but I can live with it. Hey, it's way better than (say) Blink 182!

[PeepNTom]

now I HATE IT hahaha
http://www.cutestuf.com/flash_1002/ketchup_dance.cfm