Paysite owners, here's a suggestion for intro text on your paysites:

[Unknown]

"Muhahahhaha, we have the coolest member section, but YOU don't get in, because YOU are a cheap ass and don't have a creditcard! Muhaha! You'll never get in you cheap ass! La-la-la-la-la You don't have a credit card hahahaha you're a loser! You'll NEVER get in! Bleeeh! Hahaha!"

Conversion would skyrocket - ROFL.

[Unknown]

Provide an appropiate graphic to go with it to take it even further. :D

I'm only joking ofcourse. Just trying to get some humor in here! :)

[cynthia]

heh - I've even got an appropriate graphic:
http://twistedojin.com/finger.html

[Wizzo]

I think I'll let someone else try that text, but I used to put something like "don't be the only cheap bastard, to not see me get fucked" on solo girl galleries and it worked pretty well... ;)

[Groovy]

try this:

hey little jerk! your such a loser, you don't even dare to buy a membership to get all the porn you were ever dreeming off...