STOP the FOUL language on the boards!

[Shady Lurker]

All Posters!! <br />FROM: Internet Censorship Board <img border="0" alt="[No No]" title="" src="graemlins/nono.gif" /> <br />SUBJECT: Foul Language <br /><br />It has been brought to management's attention that individuals throughout <br />the company have been using foul language during the course of normal <br />conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from <br />employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer <br />be tolerated. <br /><br />We do, however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately <br />express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list <br />of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that the proper exchange of <br />ideas and information can continue in an effective manner, without risk the <br />of offending our more sensitive employees. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. <br />INSTEAD OF: And when the * do you expect me to do this? <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. <br />INSTEAD OF: No * ing way. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Really? <br />INSTEAD OF: You've got to be * ting me! <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... <br />INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned. <br />INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. <br />INSTEAD OF: It's not my * ing problem. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: That's interesting. <br />INSTEAD OF: What the * ? <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. <br />INSTEAD OF: This * won't work. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. <br />INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? <br />INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares? <br /><br />TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. <br />INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? <br />INSTEAD OF: Eat * and die. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? <br />INSTEAD OF: Kiss my * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. <br />INSTEAD OF: * it, I'm on salary. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. <br />INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. <br />INSTEAD OF: This job * s. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I see. <br />INSTEAD OF: * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. <br />INSTEAD OF: Another * ing meeting! <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem. <br />INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. <br />INSTEAD OF: He's a * . <br /><br />TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. <br />INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. <br /><br />TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. <br />INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the * you're doing. <br /><br />Thank You, <br />Human Resources

[QuaShe]

So what the fuck are you trying to say?

[PeepNTom]

<img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <br /><br />1. I'm not with the company<br />2. I like the "INSTEAD OF" lines better <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br />3. Continue lurking

[DamageX]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by QuaShe:<br /><strong>So what the fuck are you trying to say?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I second that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[basschick]

Shady Lurker - what the fuck?!!?!??! don't be such an asshole! <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[Kevin..]

lol not bad <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <br /><br />can i use that for my site ?

[Sandy]

Yeah, GFY<br /><br /> <img border="0" alt="[Ouch]" title="" src="graemlins/ouch.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[Aquaman]

You can shove your list up the ass. Who gives a fuck anyway, you ball-busting bitch <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[Rui]

Now thats some f00king funny shit <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[SexySites]

oh please do stop with the foul language peers <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /><br />fuck that shit <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <br /><br />laters,<br />Chris

[Groovy]

another useless thread...<br /><br />i luv it <img border="0" alt="[Nod]" title="" src="graemlins/nod.gif" />

[The Chosen]

is it possible that this is Lucian ?<br />maybe he could signup again <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[arthurdent]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by The Chosen:<br /><strong>is it possible that this is Lucian ?<br />maybe he could signup again <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" alt="[Nod]" title="" src="graemlins/nod.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <br /><br />peace

[Lentini]

<img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[shane94]

What the FUCK is this BULLSHIT! I pull up my favorite hang out AWI and see this SHIT. Shouldn't you people be working or some other SHIT? FUCK! Don't make me bring back the streched ass LOL sick SHIT! So all of you all shut the FUCK up and get the FUCK back to work!<br />hehe <img border="0" alt="[Nod]" title="" src="graemlins/nod.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[ADIDAS]

Why the fuck do I fucking wanna stop using fucking cus words? I mean, what the fuck!

[~JessE~]

you guys stop! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad.gif" /> Your hurting my fucking ears <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[~JessE~]

i mean eyes. I cant hear your words. Only see them <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <br /><br />Your hurting my fucking eyes <img border="0" alt="[Hi]" title="" src="graemlins/hi.gif" />

[Machine]

the profanity on this thread is ridiculous.<br /><br />(fuckers)

[notr]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY WANT TO CENSOR THIS FUCKING BOARD. NOW WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE FUCKING DO? FUCK ME.

[Clocka]

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