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Vegemite and Cheese
11-04-2001, 08:14 PM
Doctor Love here has the prescription guide for all those people out there who are using every stalling tactic on earth not to tell them what you do for a living.

Here is the guide:

If your partner tells you their parents are open minded: " Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for an XXX company in XYX State. I give away free passes to anal or oral sites. As well, I submit free pictures of a variety of things in the hopes they click on my other porn sponsors."

If your partner tells you that your parents are openminded but are against porn:

"Mr and Mrs Smith, I work in the adult entertainment industry, dealing mostly with nude models or women with other women in lingerie"

If your partner tells you their parents are closed minded but very hypocritial about things like porn cuz they secretly watch it themselves:

"Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for an agency that works for an adult entertainment company. I dont know much more then that"

If your partner tells you that their parents are deeply religious and will cut your fucking head off if they hear the word "ass":

Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for a company similar to how your daughter/son was created..leave it as you will.

These tactics have worked for years...follow them, and you will be safe!

bramdaman
11-05-2001, 01:05 AM
Summarize this and you get:
"Yeah well I'm in the internet business. Websites and stuff."

manga
11-05-2001, 01:18 AM
I just tell them I do Internet marketing, and if they ask for more info I start getting really technical until they get a glazed look in their eyes, realize they have no idea what I'm talking about, and never ask me what I do again. :D

Scooba Steve
11-05-2001, 02:28 AM
manga Exactly! lol i just did the same damn thing a few nights ago. They alway ask for more info, so i babble the high tech shit & they got all confused, and say "ohh umm that sounds like a great job", heh

If they knew the whole damn town would know, then you get called names like a pimp :D and perv

i feel like a stripper :D

damn judgmental town! http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/icons/icon8.gif

wildzero
11-05-2001, 03:04 AM
Fuck it I say, everyone here pretty much knows... people at Caltex (old work) all my friends, family, old school teachers!
hahaha so fucking what!!

blind
11-05-2001, 01:33 PM
"Internet Marketing and Design"
I like that one =)

WiredGuy
11-05-2001, 03:01 PM
Well, to be technical, all we really are doing is Internet marketing (this doesn't apply for paysite operators). So, we are just advertising another online company. Whether its ebay, paypal, a casino or say a hardcore porn company, they're all the same, we advertise online companies. If you want to get into technical details, then just blab on about how you submit your site to reciprocal based directories, search engines, etc. etc.

Works for me :-)

WG