Vegemite and Cheese
11-04-2001, 08:14 PM
Doctor Love here has the prescription guide for all those people out there who are using every stalling tactic on earth not to tell them what you do for a living.
Here is the guide:
If your partner tells you their parents are open minded: " Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for an XXX company in XYX State. I give away free passes to anal or oral sites. As well, I submit free pictures of a variety of things in the hopes they click on my other porn sponsors."
If your partner tells you that your parents are openminded but are against porn:
"Mr and Mrs Smith, I work in the adult entertainment industry, dealing mostly with nude models or women with other women in lingerie"
If your partner tells you their parents are closed minded but very hypocritial about things like porn cuz they secretly watch it themselves:
"Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for an agency that works for an adult entertainment company. I dont know much more then that"
If your partner tells you that their parents are deeply religious and will cut your fucking head off if they hear the word "ass":
Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for a company similar to how your daughter/son was created..leave it as you will.
These tactics have worked for years...follow them, and you will be safe!
Here is the guide:
If your partner tells you their parents are open minded: " Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for an XXX company in XYX State. I give away free passes to anal or oral sites. As well, I submit free pictures of a variety of things in the hopes they click on my other porn sponsors."
If your partner tells you that your parents are openminded but are against porn:
"Mr and Mrs Smith, I work in the adult entertainment industry, dealing mostly with nude models or women with other women in lingerie"
If your partner tells you their parents are closed minded but very hypocritial about things like porn cuz they secretly watch it themselves:
"Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for an agency that works for an adult entertainment company. I dont know much more then that"
If your partner tells you that their parents are deeply religious and will cut your fucking head off if they hear the word "ass":
Mr and Mrs Smith, I work for a company similar to how your daughter/son was created..leave it as you will.
These tactics have worked for years...follow them, and you will be safe!