WebPosition LOL

[richard]

Hi Richard,

I noticed that you downloaded the WebPosition Gold trial (June
1999) but never got around to purchasing. Was there something
wrong with the product or did you have any questions or concerns
I failed to answer? If so, please let me know!

I got to thinking that maybe you loaded up the program Richard,
but felt a little overwhelmed by everything WebPosition Gold
can do? I can understand that. There's nothing else on the
market that packs all the functionality together that WebPosition
offers for promoting your site to the search engines. In
fact, it does SO MUCH for you that some of my customers have
mentioned that it would sure be nice if I could sit down and
walk them through the whole program step by step. Have you
felt this way?

Richard, I truly want to do everything in my power to help
you be successful with your Web site. I am absolutely convinced
WebPosition Gold can help you achieve this goal or I'd not
be e-mailing you today. With that in mind, I'd like to make
you an offer that I feel should guarantee your success.

We sell a training video that runs on your computer and walks
you through the entire program. The video normally sells
for $39. However, if you'll go ahead and purchase WebPosition
Gold before October 29th, I've been authorized to give you
the video absolutely free!

To further ensure your success, if you'll go ahead and purchase
WebPosition Gold by October 29th, I'll include a free copy
of our "Meta Magician" software, which sells separately for
$49. You might say Meta Magician "magically" inserts, updates,
or deletes META tags for all your Web pages in just seconds.
This further improves your odds of achieving top 10 rankings,
while saving you precious time.

If the free video and Meta Magician were not sure bets to gaining
those top rankings Richard, I'll include iProspect's well-respected
step-by-step book, "Secrets To Achieving A TOP 10 Position."
This comprehensive guide sells separately for $99 on our Web
site and it's a great tool for learning all there is to know
about search engine positioning.

The best part is that we'll be providing you with FREE product
support. Why buy from someone else who is going to charge
you $50 per call or put you on hold for hours? Take a stand
against industry norms and purchase a product from a company
that is committed to providing free, fast, quality support.

For your complete piece of mind, I've added a 45-day money-back
guarantee to everything. If WebPosition Gold and the included
bonuses don't help you build traffic to your Web site and
increase your profits, return it for a full refund. It's
really that simple. And even if you decide not to keep WebPosition
Gold, you can keep the special report (all 110 pages!), the
training video, and the Meta Magician software as my personal
gift to you for giving us a chance! It's just my way of saying,
"thank you for trying WebPosition!"

You know WebPosition works and FirstPlace Software stands behind
their products 110%. So what are you waiting for? Order
risk-free right now at:

https://www.webposition.com/cgi-local/d.pl?o=fvsb1

If you should have any questions or concerns, feel free to
e-mail me or give us a call. I want to help! I know you're
going to be thrilled with the results.

Respectfully,

Jim Byrd
Customer Service Dept.
FirstPlace Software, Inc. http://www.webposition.com
1-800-962-4855

LOL!

Spamming me after 2 years, thats what you did wrong Jim, haha.

[toker]

Dam i forget the other program that used to spam me quite often and even had screenshot of my sites in every email. I used to respond to every spam with a removel notice that never worked for shit..

Well after 9 spams on 3 domains and a nice threat to their upstream they dont seem to spam me anymore.. ;)

[Unknown]

Originally posted by toker:
<STRONG>Dam i forget the other program that used to spam me quite often and even had screenshot of my sites in every email. I used to respond to every spam with a removel notice that never worked for shit..

Well after 9 spams on 3 domains and a nice threat to their upstream they dont seem to spam me anymore.. ;)</STRONG>

Yeah, I got that one too. They sent me screen captures of my sites along with some META information and tried to sell me SearchEngine submission services... Pretty nifty the way it was all setup, I bet many newbies thought the sender was a real person sending it to them personally.

[RaiDeN]

I get one of those every week, always for different domains.

[shunga]

I don't mind those. You just hit delete with them. But I hate the new spams which use consoles. Those are the ones I complain about.

[Dawgy]

haha i get that one.

i just got spam for some kinda breast enhancing pill.

u know i bet i'd be a sexy bitch with some double d's .... hmmm...

*goes to look at himself in the mirror*

[RockDaddy]

I wish I had that video. My paid for and registered version just sits there while I hand build pages for the search engines.

Too confusing the way it is set up


RD

[Groovy]

i've got something which popups a few consoles after i'm online for about 10 minutes...

anyone else had this problem?

[Jet Set Willy]

i got one saying i got problems with hair
but not to worry as they got right medicine to prevent losing it

my hair is so good quality and grows so fast
i could be making periwigs of it
a new one every week :D

[playa]

funny how those mainstream companies try to tell you how to make money,,LOL

[GreatSex]

Mainstream?


Downstream you mean LOL

[AgentCash]

Holy shit...
GreatSex = The guy that lacks timing from the Ameritrade commercial.

That reply is only late by 10 months.

:rotflmao:

[GreatSex]

I was searching LLLOLLL:D

[ultra160]

Originally posted by shunga
I don't mind those. You just hit delete with them. But I hate the new spams which use consoles. Those are the ones I complain about.

If your using Outlook [express] just set the security zone to restricted, and make sure everything is turned off in it.

[Nima]

I Always get the ones that have a screenshot of my site with a magnet next to it I think it is traffic-magnet or something

makes you think your site is special or soemthign LOLOL

[sexhussy]

Originally posted by Dawgy
haha i get that one.

i just got spam for some kinda breast enhancing pill.

u know i bet i'd be a sexy bitch with some double d's .... hmmm...

*goes to look at himself in the mirror*

I thought I would look funny with these nice big tits, and a hairy chest.......

[Mikey]

Spamming you after 2 years is ridiculous.. Maybe the response to their software has been so overwhelming they have been backed up - NOT!

webposition is pretty useless now anyway.

[Dcorp]

i get the same from traffic-magnet everyday

[oil]

me either LOL

if they send out that 50 times after downloading and testing a programm always, they shouldn´t wonder if everyone gave them a fake mail adress :finger:

[bramdaman]

Originally posted by Groovy
i've got something which popups a few consoles after i'm online for about 10 minutes...

anyone else had this problem?

if got the same shit.

[Toxictoy]

Originally posted by sexhussy
I thought I would look funny with these nice big tits, and a hairy chest.......

You guys missed our last manboobs thread - make sure you scroll down to Agent's post hehe

http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36871&highlight=manboobs

hehe:p