Crack-Up-Quotes

[Jonathan Craig]

Post your best quotes here! (And yes, I'm bored again. 9:am and I have nothing to do! At least my boss thinks I'm working http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )

Here's my favorite:

"Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you."

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[EricTheRed]

"Your ability to alienate people is unparalleled in modern times" http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Due]

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">At least my boss thinks I'm working </font>
eeehhhh.... your boss also read this board right? http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rich]

"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an automatic emergency on my part" - This is pretty much the mantra in my business..

"Damn that girl is so fine she makes you wanna go him and kick your old-lady right in the ass" - Said by me when I was a strip club DJ...

[Labret]

"Shut your cock holster and make me some pancakes"
- My Cousin to his girlfriend

[Rich]

"Throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feedbag"
-Andrew Dice Clay

[richard]

Designing pages in HTML is like having sex in a bathtub. If you don't know
anything about sex, it won't do you any good to know a lot about bathtubs.

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bit more geeky, but still a goodie.

I'm loving "shut your cock holster" http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/wink.gif