Who knows some blond jokes?

[shane]

Hi, i thinking of turning my site dumbblonds.com into<br /> the webs biggest collection of blond jokes <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> <br /><br />Please post blond jokes only<br />heres one to start:<br /><br />Q. Whats the first thing a blond does in the morning?<br /><br />A. She goes home

[ausboy]

Q How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?<br />A Unfertilised<br /><br />Woman walks into an appliance store, and walks up to the salesman and says "Excuse me I'd like to buy one of those TV sets".<br />The salesman turns and says to the lady, "I'm sorry ma'am, we don't sell appliances to blondes."<br /><br />Shocked, the lady leaves and decides to come back the next day with a brown wig. She walks into the store, and says to the salesperson "I want THAT TV please."<br />The salesman spins around again, and says "Sorry, nice try, but as I told you yesterday, we don't sell appliances to blondes."<br /><br />Infuriated, she leaves again, goes to the hairdresser, gets her hair cut and dyed red. A few days later she storms back into the store, struts up to the salesman and yells "I want THAT TV AND I WANT IT NOW!!!"<br />The salesman very calmly says to her "Look lady, I already told you we DO NOT sell appliances to blondes"<br /><br />Rather aggravated, the woman takes a moment, turns to the salesman and says "OK, but damnit, how did you know I'm blonde?????"<br />"That's a microwave you've been trying to buy"<br /><br />Weak I know, but my blonde wife thumped me for both of them <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[ausboy]

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?<br />A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking. <br /><br />Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?<br />A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs. <br /><br />Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?<br />A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab. <br /><br />Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?<br />A: Adjust the steering wheel. <br /><br />Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?<br />A: She was trying to blow the horn. <br /><br />Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?<br />A: To keep her ankles warm. <br /><br />Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?<br />A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. <br /><br />Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?<br />A: Opens the car door. <br /><br />Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?<br />A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. <br /><br />Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?<br />A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! <br /><br />Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?<br />A: Nothing. They've never met. <br /><br />Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?<br />A: They are both screwed when they're on their back. <br /><br />Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?<br />A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home. <br /><br />Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?<br />A: Humpme Dumpme. <br /><br />Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?<br />A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts. <br /><br />Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?<br />A: She peed on her corn flakes. <br /><br />Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?<br />A: She turned it over and used the other side. <br /><br />Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?<br />A: Thanks for the refill. <br /><br />Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?<br />A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." <br /><br />Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?<br />A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. <br /><br />Q: How do you plant dope?<br />A: Bury a blonde. <br /><br />Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?<br />A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. <br /><br />Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?<br />A: Wave to her. <br /><br />Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?<br />A: And I thought blondes were dumb! <br /><br />Q: How does a blonde part their hair?<br />A: She spreads her legs<br /><br />Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?<br />A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. <br /><br />Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?<br />A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

[ausboy]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?<br />A: The joystick is wet.<br /><br />Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?<br />A: Her ankles.<br /><br />Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?<br />A: They're both empty from the neck up.<br /><br />Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?<br />A: They both have black roots.<br /><br />Q: What does a blonde owl say?<br />A: What, what?<br /><br />Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?<br />A: A brain tumor.<br /><br />Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?<br />A: Two brunettes.<br /><br />Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?<br />A: To see what was on the other side.

[MegaTracker 411]

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[ragnar]

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[ragnar]

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. <br /><br />The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, 'I'll take that bet!' <br /><br />Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. <br /><br />The redhead said 'I can't take this, you're my friend.' <br /><br />The blonde said 'No. A bet's a bet'. <br /><br />So the redhead said 'Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'. <br /><br />The blonde replied, 'Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!' <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />