Hangover Cure

[Shovel]

I feel like shit. I drank an obscene amount of vodka-redbull last night and I appear to have
i) broken my thumb
ii) gone deaf in my left ear
iii) trashed my house, my friends house and the pub.

so I was searching for hangover cures on the internet. This was the most surreal cure that I found...

"Get twelve crack rocks from the nearest crack dealer in your project. Place the crackrocks in your grandfather's pipe and watch as he turns into a jibbering fucking crack fiend and loses his mind. Then take an axe and hack him to pieces. then eat him quickly before anyone finds out. eat the evidence - that's the genius of this plan. criminal fucking genius. you see? you've eaten the evidence, thereby solving the problem. you become a master of criminality. a criminal mastermind. a master brain. when you have finished this, neck two litres of vodka, black out, and repeat the process the next day with another family member. if you get found out you'll be famous anyway, so the plan is fucking fullproof."

But all my family live thousands of miles away. Anyone know any better cures than this?

[AzteK]

yeah drink some more http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif and give me some dammit! or pop X he he

[AzteK]

ok I'm not kidding this time. try PHARB. You can get it at your local pipe shop. IT WORKS!!!

[Shovel]

I don't think they sell it over here. What is it anyway?

[AzteK]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shovel:
I don't think they sell it over here. What is it anyway?</font>


OK maybe they don't have it "out there" lol but it's bunch of strange stuff including lots of caffein and other stuff that gives a herbal high~ and basically you can't feel youe hang over :-) hehe

by the way are you bored as much as I am right now?

[Shovel]

Check out this site if you're bored, bits of it are pretty funny http://www.hairytongue.com

They've got another great cure...

"Be a cunt to everyone you meet until you feel better.

While being a cunt, it is critical to remember that it is not your fault that you are a cunt. Rather, the cunts that made you drink all that cunting beer are to blame and all the other cunts can just go fuck themselves if they can't deal with that, the cunts.

Once you feel better you must steadfastly refuse to apologise to all the cunts who you were a cunt to.

PROS: It's great being a cunt.

CONS: You may lose all your friends, be arrested/ dismembered/shot and be disowned by your family. People will think you are a cunt. "

[AzteK]

lol!! this is the last thing I thought they would make a website on! crazy


LA LA LA I'm bored

[AzteK]

http://www.hairytongue.com/images/aboutus/andys.jpg

Web Editor
After a religious, not to mention alcoholic, epiphany, Andy S conceived, gestated and breast-fed the Hairytongue dream and, in doing so, dedicated his previously wasted life to helping morons who drink too much.
A writer, a dreamer and a world record holder for pressing the 'snooze' button on his alarm clock (three and a half hours!), Andy S will soon be president (of his own, little world).

[AzteK]

now that guy looks hung over! hehe

[breest]

Damn, that guys fucked up =)