HAHAHA nice joke

[Due]

The Year 2030:
A man is walking down the street in Manhattan with his little girl.
He is telling her the history of the city. and say "and here was The World Trade Center"
She ask:
What is a World Trade center?
He replies, That is 2 high towers that the muslims destroyed 30 years ago.
The little girl is silent for a moment and say "Daddy, What is a muslim?...."
:D :D

[ 03 October 2001: Message edited by: Due ]

[ausboy]

:p

[The Chosen]

lol :D

[eRock]

LOL

[blind]

:p

[tanin]

:D

[http]

Good to know this board in hands of decent guys like Due

:D ;) :eek: :p :cool: :rolleyes: :(

[guarita]

Originally posted by http789:
<STRONG>Good to know this board in hands of decent guys like Due

:D ;) :eek: :p :cool: :rolleyes: :(</STRONG>

decent? why? looks like every muslim have some guilt :(

[Due]

Jesus.... this was just a joke I tranlated from Danish to English.
Don't make it to anything more than it actually is.
Just like this one:
Bad Drivers

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''

[Due]

Well actually the last joke was not translated it was just "Copy + paste" :( could not think of any joke to translate so I just found another one :p

[guarita]

Due, i didnt mean you arent decent, take it easy buddy, you understood me wrong

[IronManX]

Not funny.

[shane94]

LOL :D ;) :p :cool:

[Sticks]

Hahahaha. I think it is funny, even though I have some Muslim friends.

This is one of favourites:
2 gay guys have just had really hot and long gay sex session - the best ever. One of them says "I'm going to get the video camera and while I'm away, Your not to wank".

When he gets back there is cum all over the place - on the walls, on the celling, everywhere. "I thought I told you not to wank".

"I didn't, I farted".

[elron]

Originally posted by Sticks:
<STRONG>Hahahaha. I think it is funny, even though I have some Muslim friends.

This is one of favourites:
2 gay guys have just had really hot and long gay sex session - the best ever. One of them says "I'm going to get the video camera and while I'm away, Your not to wank".

When he gets back there is cum all over the place - on the walls, on the celling, everywhere. "I thought I told you not to wank".

"I didn't, I farted".</STRONG>

Heh that's an old one .
Here's a better one .

Once , and arab military leader , wondered how come that the israeli army , which is so small , were able to beat all the arabs armies at all of the wars that happened in the last 50 years between them .
So he goes to an israeli Military officer and asks him about it .
The israeli tells him , you see my friend , it's not the size that matter , but the quality , lemme give you an example he says
and puts his hand on the talble :
"try to punch my hand"
so as the arab tries to punch his hand , the israeli moves his , so the arab hits the table .
The arab , happy as never was , running back to his camp to tell his buddies the secret of the israeli , meets his friend just near the door , and tells him
"MAN !! i found out how come the israeli beated is at all of the wars !!"
his friend ask him :
"and what is that?"
So the arab is looking for a table to show him , but doesn't find , so he puts his hand over his own faces and tells his friend
"try to punch my hands" :D :D

[Sticks]

hey Elron,
That joke of mine might be old, but I knew your joke before I finished highschool in 1975 ;)

Here's another:

There were these two little georgous boys, one a white, the other aboriginal. They where the best of friends. They were playing football. Somehow the ball got kicked across the road. They both ran across the road together to get the ball, when they were both run over by a huge semi-trailer. Both are killed instantly.

In the next moment, they saw a huge expanse of blue sky and white clouds, and in the distance white shimering gates.

They walked a long time towards the white pearly gates, never knowing if they would reach them. After what seemed like an, eternity they finally reached the gates.

After walking and walking and walking, there was this old man standing at the gates. He had a white grizzled beard, and stood haunched. The old man calls out: "I am Peter, Apostle of the one and only God. Announce yourself and say verily why you should enter Heaven".

The little white boy says "Hi".

Peter says "You are Johny? How old are you Johny?"

Johny: "Yes, I am Johny, I am 4 years old, mister"

Peter: "Well, you're just 4, I suppose you couldn't haven't have done much wrong in in your life. OK, here's a set of wings, i'll let you in."

Johny says excitedly: "Does that mean I am an angel"

Peter: "Yes, my son. Come into kingdom of God"

Little Johny collects his wings and flys off into heaven.

The little aboriginal boy stands alone before Peter. Peter asks "How are you son?"

Joey: "I am Joey"

Peter: "How old are you Joey?"

Joey: "I am four!", Joey says in a cute voice.

Peter: "Have you committed any sins in your short life?"

Joey: "No Mister. I love my family and friends and I love God."

Peter: "Well, I guess I should give you a set of wings too!"

Joey says excitedly: "Does that mean I will be an angel too!"

Peter: "No, fuckoff, you can be a blowfly!!"

[Pinhead]

Some funny jokes indeed. Here'sone of my favs:

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything,
just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a
jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was
looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

:D

[Trax]

:D

[SpyCam]

few jokes that i like:

1. Procter & Gamble released new pads for female programmers called Always ++

2. A coulple lays on bed after a hot night..
She's asking him: Darling.. do you remember when was the sirst time we met?
He's answering: Sweetie.. let me check my IRC logs...

3. Text on a grave of hard IRC'er:
"He put all the world to ignore list"

4. Few european surfers browse porn sites in an Internet Cafe... One of them found a site with pics of a girl and dimensions of her bust given..
He: Breasts - 34 inches. Hmmm... how big is that???
after few minutes: Guys, 34 inches - the same as two 17' monitors...

5. Windows XP:
"Checking for any Plug & Play devices you may have"
"Mouse Pad found"
"Incert the disk with drivers"
"OK" "Cancel"

enough :)

SpyCam