pooky
07-06-2001, 11:02 PM
In Australia if you get your dick knicked off your gf's pussy piercing...your not covered
In NSW Australia....if you choke on cum (ladies or gay asses) your not covered if you incur any damage.
In QLD AUS...Medicare wont cover you if you bum fuck a guy who knowingly tells you he has shit in his ass and you get an infection from a sore your your dick....weird.
If you have sex with a chick who has aids and you contract it and she was a prosititue...forget about it bud your own your own.
In Canada you can sue your prostitute for not pleasing you enough in the transaction....the only drawback is that you must serve 3 months probation as admitance of you involvement...but you can sue eheheheh
If your woman bites down on your weiner and she is not your wife....you have no recourse.
If you get anal sex from a woman using a dildo and the dildo was made in another country and you get an aleric response and the dildo was made in another country other then the USA, UK, Canada or Singapore, your fucked in the ass http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/redface.gif)
If you get an infection fro a tat on your clit on on any part of yer genitals your up shits creek there.
Does anyone have any other PROVEN (this is not a joking thread) reasons why medicare or in the states your HMO or some other shit....wouldnt cover you cuz of sexual injury.
Now im only expecting a response from the big jerks on here as the little jerks like me havent got laid yet!
LOL
In NSW Australia....if you choke on cum (ladies or gay asses) your not covered if you incur any damage.
In QLD AUS...Medicare wont cover you if you bum fuck a guy who knowingly tells you he has shit in his ass and you get an infection from a sore your your dick....weird.
If you have sex with a chick who has aids and you contract it and she was a prosititue...forget about it bud your own your own.
In Canada you can sue your prostitute for not pleasing you enough in the transaction....the only drawback is that you must serve 3 months probation as admitance of you involvement...but you can sue eheheheh
If your woman bites down on your weiner and she is not your wife....you have no recourse.
If you get anal sex from a woman using a dildo and the dildo was made in another country and you get an aleric response and the dildo was made in another country other then the USA, UK, Canada or Singapore, your fucked in the ass http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/redface.gif)
If you get an infection fro a tat on your clit on on any part of yer genitals your up shits creek there.
Does anyone have any other PROVEN (this is not a joking thread) reasons why medicare or in the states your HMO or some other shit....wouldnt cover you cuz of sexual injury.
Now im only expecting a response from the big jerks on here as the little jerks like me havent got laid yet!
LOL