HHAHA, god, I had to share this with everyone

[unconnected]

Just got an email to one of my sites.. I love where this inbred moron is going to take this and which authorities are going to contact me..

"All the links on your site do is take me to OTHER LINK SITES!!!!!! Where are
the actual galleries? Are there ANY REAL galleries or is this one of those
sites that YOU get paid for "how many times people surf through"? Explain.
Reply back before I contact the proper authorities to have you removed from
the web."

[BrianWC]

LOLOLOL!

[Lizard]

LOL - what a dumbass http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

"removed from the web" - hahaha... scary http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Coke]

Shit, I think he's serious about that and will report you to Amnesty International for tormenting people.

[xXx-Gene]

That guy is really stupid!
hahaha!!!
Who the hell he thinks he is. If he wants porn, he better pay for it instead of complaining and warning you with bullshit!

I have received a lot of funny e-mails about my sites. But never one so funny.
"Reply back before I contact the proper authorities to have you removed from
the web."
LOL! http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[wolfshade]

What's also funny is that instead of replying he could send this email to his ISP threathening through email is against the law and could cost him his account.

Then he would realy think it's one big conspiracy*LOL*

The thruth is out there.............somewhere!

Wolfshade

[basschick]

*LOL*

"the proper authorities" - who the FUCK does he believe the the proper authorities are?

the department of proper web behavior? secretary of the web interior?

[basschick]

*LOL*

"the proper authorities" - who the FUCK does he believe the the proper authorities are?

the department of proper web behavior? secretary of the web interior?

unconnected, we demand you give this man 100 gig of FREE PORN that YOU have to pay for immediately!!!!!

[harvey]

Well, OK, I never wanted this to come to light but you can read the truth here

http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/003570.html

Yeah, that's me, and I have very VERY good friends willing to make you an offer you cannot refuse


Harvey (AKA The Godfather)

[Doctor Dre]

yo shoot me his email http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif gonna have fun

[Filipe]

unconnected, you should be very carefull now!

You can soon expect a letter from the FBI saying:
"Dear sir, we made a serious investigation and came to the conclusion that your site sucks, so it will be shut down immediatly."

HAHAHA!

[Mikey]

HA HA! What is his argument? I could just imagine now when he reports you to the make believe authorities to shut your site down what he will say..."I clicked on a link that was supposed to promise me teens getting gangbanged by a group of black men with 12" cocks and what happened was I was sent to another site". Ha

[freap]

well i'd better start changing all those blind links,i don't want to be kicked off the web

[Lanie]

hahaha, I got an email like that when i was a newbie,,,,,it freaked me out at first http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif The bastards cant get enough free stuff of what? LOL

[lynch1000s]

Unconnected, I wouldn't take that so lightly. I remember I read a report a few months ago, and a guy got 40 years in prison for the same scam you were pulling. I guess the authorities consider this as "link falsifying" and it's a major felony.

lol

[neocorp]

I think you should answer him, to make some more fun, something like :

"Greetings,
We logged your ip, warning, if you intend anything against us, we will 'warn the proper authorities of your family' telling them you are pervert enough to visit our site.
We hope you ll have a nice day.
Thanks"

hehe
http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Goldberg]

oh man now I`m Scared http://bbs.adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif LOL

[unconnected]

Yea, hhee, don't worry I contacted my lawyers and they told me not to anger this man anymore, because he seems to be able to do some serious damage with his connections into the proper authorities..
hehe, proper authorities, I am wondering what authorities he is thinking..
the gay porn internet police?
Here is his email and my reply..I hope it conveys my concern to his feelings

Greektop40@aol.com

Irate Surfer,
Have me removed from the web? That is quite the serious threat to be
toting around...We needn't go that far...I have contacted my Lawyers on this
issue and they seem just as concerned as I am, as we have had instances with
these authorities in the past and almost lost our entire business...So I
will comply with your demands as I value my business extremely.. I will also
start to make annual pilgrimages to the Vatican in order to repent my sins
to the highest authority of the church.. But I am afraid my conscious would
still feel the pain and guilt of the horrible deed I hve done to you.. and
in order to rid myself of that aweful burden I think it is only appropriate
to bleed 2 pints of blood from myself everyday as a sacrifice to the pagan
gods to rule the other half of my life... After this I will finally come to
peace, and my lawyers tell me that I should then contact the stupidity
police and have you removed from the planet...Either that or social services
and inform them that there has been an extensive amount of inbreeding in
your family and your genome should be erradicated from the human race to
prevent further offspring with a similar IQ of 15 from populating this
already ignorant world.. I hope this makes you feel better, and I hope you
have a wonderful day and remember don't eat and walk at the same time, you
might trip and hurt yourself..and we wouldn't want that, because the years
of inbreeding that were required to produce such an incredible moronic
imibicle as yourself has some very detremental effects on your bone
strength..wouldn't want you to break anything now would we? Take care, and
try not to reproduce...thanks

Man, this kind of shit makes our jobs worth every hour..gotta love it...

[Filipe]

LOL