toker
12-31-2001, 05:51 AM
The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2002, penises
will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
a.. 10"-12" Luxury Tax
b.. 8"-10" Pole Tax
c.. 5"-8" Privilege Tax
d.. 4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
THE IRS ASKS THAT YOU PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
1.. Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
2.. Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
3.. Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2002, penises
will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:
a.. 10"-12" Luxury Tax
b.. 8"-10" Pole Tax
c.. 5"-8" Privilege Tax
d.. 4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
THE IRS ASKS THAT YOU PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
1.. Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
2.. Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
3.. Are condoms deductible as work clothes?