What is the best thing about the love of your life?

[chimpette]

Well what can I say.....it's near to the festive season and what a time to show the love of your life how much they mean to you!

Well this is for the love of my life....
You are the sun that shines in my everyday,
You are the air I breath
The joy that fills my mind, body and soul..

You complete me in everyway and you are the one that makes my heart beat and sometimes race at 100 miles an hour ...

I love you now and forever....

Smooooooooooooochies to you babe! you know who you are.... :D

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to you all... may your holiday season be filled will lots of joyful times and memories and Most of all Love!!! Safe Holidays

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

To My Special Chimpette!

This year has been the best in my entire life! I can't recall a single stretch of time in my life where I was happy all the time.

You breath fire into my belly...and breath even hotter air into my concience.

Your spunky, amazing and cool! Most of all you are a cutie pie! ehehehe

Spending a lifetime with you will be like me spending a lifetime in a discount computer warehouse the size of Texas! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I Love You Chimp!

[toker]

Maybe you guys might want to get a room? :D

[munchkin]

or mail a letter...or get a phone??

-munchkin

p.s you crazy kids!! :D

[chimpette]

Thank you Babes....I Love You !!!

Toker you might be right....lmao

Toker send a special message to the love of your life.....what a better way to show them ...so the world can see what they mean to you......
Come on don't worry what ppl say !!!

P.S. I'll let you know if we get a room...lol :D :D :p :p

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

my nuts itch

[chimpette]

:D :D :D :D :D :D
munchkin - that brings back memories!!!!

[ezcash]

<Topic: What is the best thing about the love of your life?>

His cock size

[chimpette]

Ohhhhhhhhh! No! No! not the "CRABS"
LMAO..... :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p

[easy18s]

Oh my god you guys are lame.


Anyone taking bets? I give em a week till they cant stand each other.

[chimpette]

Valerie I feel sorry for you....
There's more to love than a cock size...it doesnt matter the size it's the way you use it that counts...... :D :D :D

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

No bets....cuz you might lose your house!

I dont want that on my concience!

I love Chimpette! and thats forever!

[Tasefulbabes]

useless cheeba monkey and chimpette are chimpette are siamese twins, I met them when we went vacationing in the bahamas :)

[chimpette]

Oh Tastefulbabes!......that was to be our secret.....dam..........lmao...

I know u want me bad.....LMAO... :D :D :D

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Nobody puts there furry paws on my chimpette's ass! thats mine mine mine!!!

ps: mine!

[chimpette]

Thats the way Babe!
you tell them...................lmao
:p :D :p :D :p :D

[munchkin]

I am soo happy for you guys really I am after I got over the vomiting!! ;)

I hope it lasts for every!!!

The best thing about the love of my life is that he is the love of my life...can't get any better then that!

-munchkin :D

[chimpette]

munchkin....................you are so funny that you are an idiot.....

Chimpette passes you a bucket and asks you to puke alittle more you will feel better.....lmao

it is obvious you dont have anyone special cuz your so jealous of ppl been happy....if you were to loosen up alittle you would be a better person ........

Merry Christmas!!!

[munchkin]

LMAO It is funny you should say that chimp! cuz I am very happy but the thing is I am not so insercure to the point that I would post it one the bord and make it a topic for public discussion...monkey empty the bucket I got to go again

...don't worry I still love you
-munchkin :D

[chymp]

Why must you yardapes give me a bad name? Fuck both of you.

[chimpette]

I know Munchkin you love me......LOL

It has nothing to do with been insercure i trust my loved one this topic was set you so ppl could express feelings to their loved ones......while they are away from each other working in different areas....

But no idiots like you have to post and fuck up the topic if you dont agree dont post...it's as simple as that.... so why dont you go waste someone elses space in another topic and leave this one alone...YAY!!!


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[chimpette]

Chymp can I ask you a question?????

How long have you had the name CHYMP?????

[munchkin]

calm down chimpette! I was just kidding I didn't know that this was so important to you...
I ment what I said about the love of my life except he is not that far away sorry yours is so far! :)

-munchkin

[manga]

Munchkin, pass the bucket over here when your done with it.

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Hey you assholes...leave my chimpette alone....you homosexual assholes wouldnt know a woman if it sat on your face and came on ya....

Chimpette my dear babe...me loves youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

:D :p :) :D :p :eek:

[chimpette]

chimpette is calm now........ :D :D :D :D

[munchkin]

Originally posted by manga:
<STRONG>Munchkin, pass the bucket over here when your done with it.</STRONG>


LMAO!!!!

-MUNCHKIN

[donger]

man, this bbs is devolving into porncity bbs faster and faster every fucking minute. chimpette- do you ever work? you seem to generate about 50 posts per hour of useless bullshit, none of it at all related to our biz..

btw, re: chymp's name..
look at chymp's user #, then look at yours.

[chimpette]

Oh Babes!.........thanks
but see these ppl dont relise i'm a female, and have the best butt wiggle in the world and most of all "ATTITUDE"....
I stand my ground no matter who it is... :p

Smooooooooooooooooochies to you babe! :D :D :D :D

[munchkin]

Originally posted by donger:
<STRONG>man, this bbs is devolving into porncity bbs faster and faster every fucking minute. chimpette- do you ever work? you seem to generate about 50 posts per hour of useless bullshit, none of it at all related to our biz..

btw, re: chymp's name..
look at chymp's user #, then look at yours.</STRONG>

AMEN

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

And who gives a rat fuck if she isnt posting about the business...not everything can be professional on here dictator!

now get back to work on your shitty gallery!

[chimpette]

Donger....all i can say is that you can't count....lol

Please dont answer in my posts if you cant stand me.... so piss off and get out of here... goes somewhere where someone cares....

Cause I dont..... :D :D :D

[donger]

sad, sad, sad :(

[D0b3rman]

k this board is starting to SUX!

[chimpette]

Yeah thanks to the smart asses out there!
But Chimpette doesn't care it just proves how many idiots there are out there!

if you only knew who i really am..... :D

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Oh I certainly know who you are...eheheheheheehheheheheeh....grrrrrrrrooooooww wwwwwwwwwlll...paw paw


ssssssss

[kong]

Did this domain get jacked? Where did the useful adult WEBMASTER info go?

Chimpanzees, take it somewhere else... some people actually DO come here for usefull shit...

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Kong...why dont ya take your stupid tgp ass out of this thread and pay attention to stuff you find usefull...like how to use penis enlarging pills or something..

fuck nut!

[chimpette]

Yes Kong..... I could understand if this was the only one... but please explain to me the following???

"show your desktops"
"show your cars" and so on....

And dont call me a Chimpanzee....it's Lady Chimpette to you..... :D :D :D
Go and blow your nose to get the shit out of your head... :p

[munchkin]

just one question
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO???? sit at home with your thumb up your ass and post things that are useless. Don't you 2 realize that you are the ones not wanted here and not every one else who is on this thread, if anyone should get off the bord it is you!
fuck nut!

-munchkin :rolleyes:

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Stop Crying

[munchkin]

btw "show your desktop" and "show your car didn't make anyone puke....you want to chat go to a chat room

-munchkin

[chimpette]

Well munchkin....let me tell you I do and will always do a hell of lot more than u have or will do....I'm no bimbo trust me...
I have an education behind me do you????

As I said if you don't like this post dont come in...piss off... i could be closer to your body than you think.... let's hope you are smart enough to understand that....

Im a talented and artistic person ............so there!!!.....

I wonder if you have done business with me before???? I bet i have you thinking don't I?

So do me a favor if you don't like my post please don't come in.. it is for the ppl that want to express their feelings to their loved ones..ok....get back to your bucket....Thank you!!!
:D :p :D

[chimpette]

It's Ok ! Munchkin your not the only person that wants me bad I'll add you to my list.....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

If i ever want to get into puking I'll let you know.....!!!

Me Love Useless Cheeba Monkey!!!!
:p

[kong]

Originally posted by Useless Cheeba Monkey:
<STRONG>Kong...why dont ya take your stupid tgp ass out of this thread and pay attention to stuff you find usefull...like how to use penis enlarging pills or something..

fuck nut!</STRONG>

Whatever dude... grow up.

[toker]

Well if it counts for anyting "I Love Myself" but i dont need to express that to public view.

Anyway i hate chicks with hairy ass so please go shave it before you post again please. They always get cought between my teeth and then i need a toothpick and that just sux. :D

[toker]

BTW.. Munchkin do you have a hairy ass also if so why not shave each other with little heart shapes and take pics? :p

[ragnar]

lemme say this

getting smashed by 7 farmer guys in a fucking farmer club, to the hospital broken nose and all that shit (i was in my uno) my face was shit for a few weeks but my wife supported me everytime, 5 days ago a few good very good friends got 6 of those fucking dickheads in the hospital with some serious broken boneprones they get what they deserve.

you get what you deserve aswell you raiden im getting you for sure with you stupid lies

.p all my friends are invited at Ceasars in vegas free drinks first round ;)

[munchkin]

no I don't have a hairy ass but if you want pic I am sure that can be arranged!!

haha

p.s but please let me shave yours cuz you know that that is nasty and you would like it you dirty bitch

-munchkin
:D

[ragnar]

haha you bet come on over here

[chimpette]

Oh! toker.....you just wish you could have me...you know I bet you anything you have my hair than i do ....so stop sucking yourself off and you won't get those pubic hairs caught......

OH BTW! it helps if you brush your teeth 2 a day....LMAO.... :D
but I think you also need dental floss so if you let me know where i'll send you a huge pallete full that will keep you going for about 1 month.....ha ha ha!

[toker]

Hell ya i love to have a chick shave my ass and humm on my nutz at the same time!!

Dam free drinks sheit i wish i could be there ragnar but ill take you up on that offer another time.. :)

Just remember to slam one in my honor!

[ragnar]

fot sure youre welcome anytime just hit me up wen youre in the Netherlands and you can smoke some joinko with a nice stinger inculuded

[toker]

Why would i need dental floss thats what thongs were made for. New get shaving and post some pics so i can see what rating you deserve. :p

[toker]

WFT is a stinger i never heard that term??

If its a skank well ill pass on that shit but a lil herb never hurt anyone. :)

[ragnar]

vodka + red bull only you get a double vodka from it taste better &gt;p :D

[chimpette]

ha ha ha you wish toker....but i can tell you this i'll give u a run for your money....lmao.... i don;t need you to rate me....

There are beautiful and intelligent women in the world.... yes and I am on of them..... ask Useless Cheeba Monkey!!!!! :D

You still have more hair than i will ever have......I might send you a g-string what size are you????? :p :p :p

[toker]

Bah!! i dont like anything up my ass!!

[manga]

Originally posted by chimpette:
<STRONG>I'm no bimbo trust me...
I have an education behind me do you????

Im a talented and artistic person ............so there!!!.....

</STRONG>

Every stripper I've ever met has used that exact same line. What a coincidence.

:rolleyes:

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Bump

[basschick]

damn, where's 12clicks when you need him? this thread is weak!

[chimpette]

manga....for your information i'm no stripper... whta education do you have ??? smart ass I bet nothing compared to me.... idiot...i understand why ppl are so jealous....

Toker you should try my line of intimate apparel you will be suprised or is it that you are worry that I have style in my designs........so what size are you????? :D :D

Smooooooooooooooooooochies to my Useless Cheeba Monkey....giggles

[chimpette]

Bah!! i dont like anything up my ass!!
--------------------

Now how do i answer this one.... toker!!!
Oh yes I have it now...I understand why you don't like anything up ur ass ...cuz nothing else would F@#$ing fit........... :D :D :D

So piss off and go take a hike and leave my post alone....this chick don't take shit from anyone...You can try to piss me off but sorry sweety it don't work...... :D :D :D

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Go get'em girlie girl....smmmmoooochies to your ultra wiggly butt! yayayayayayy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[exitmoney]

those kinds of posts are making me coming back on this board :rolleyes:

Keep up the good work everybody

[chimpette]

LMAO! your so funny my sides are hurting....(not)

[Tam]

The best thing about the love of my life is that he knows before I do when it is time for that pms bug and he stays right beside me in spite of it. Half the time I don't even wanna be near myself then, but he just stays here with me, takes his beatings as I hand them out and lends a shoulder when I feel like crying. ANYONE that can put up with MY pms has got to be very special. :p

Tam

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Oh I dont know there Tam....does your hubby wear kevlar when you get the real shits eheheheheh

[chimpette]

Thanks Tam....
WOW! I finally got a real answer ...i guess us chicks are really lucky to have the guys that we have in our lives.....


P.S They are lucky dudes to have us... :D :D :D :D

[Useless Cheeba Monkey]

Ill toast to that....Chimpette means everything to me...without her id be lost in the waters....she is the petrol in my engines...

When you have someone as special as Chimpette...you wake up each and every single morning feeling alive and awesome....

Im truly lucky to have my Chimpette...I cannot imagine a day without her beating my ass in chess....

When she is not around I get really sad...and when she comes back....i jump for joy!

[chimpette]

Thank You Babes!

Ummmm I only have 1 more question to you...
Only beating your ASS in chess??..LMAO!!!
:D :D :D :D :D

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!