One day..

[toker]

God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going <br />on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.. So he called <br />on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time. When she returned she <br />told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.. Well, he <br />thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel; to <br />get both points of view. So God called a male angel<br />and sent him to Earth for a time. When the male angel returned he went to God <br />and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.. <br />God said this was not good. He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good and <br />encourage them. A little something to help them keep going.<br /><br />Do you know what that E-mail said????<br /><br />*<br /><br />*<br /><br />Didn't get one either, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[Mikey]

God has email?

[toker]

No he has Angels to do that.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

[Mikey]

Angles have email?

[arthurdent]

I get them couple days ago, but don’t understand, not a fu**in word.<br /><br />Unfortunately I can’t read Hebrew... <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <br /><br />peace

[Dcorp]

lmaof <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[Racing 3rd Shift]

What ISP is god using? and isn't sending bulk E-Mail to that 5% considered spam? <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" />

[~JessE~]

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Hi]" title="" src="graemlins/hi.gif" />

[~JessE~]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by toker:<br /><strong><br /><br />Do you know what that E-mail said????<br /><br />*<br /><br />*<br /><br />Didn't get one either, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I got one <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[LiveDose]

That 5% list is opt-in....

[Racing 3rd Shift]

REMOVE ME FROM THE LIST IMMEDIATELY! <img border="0" alt="[Finger]" title="" src="graemlins/finger.gif" />

[Jakadi]

hmmm<br /><br />I didn't get anyone...<br /><br />but then again why should I email and spam myself..

[PeepNTom]

haha, thats a good one toker <img border="0" alt="[ROTFLMAO]" title="" src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" /> <br />thats what we need more of here!