Guys.. please help me lol :)

[DialerEntertainment]

Ok, I've got my site, http://www.hardcorefucks.net - Its an AVS site and I'm trying to get some text on each of the tour pages that will make the surfer horny, my problem is everytime I try to write anything it sounds like I'm a 10 year old kid.. any advice would be good..

you can contact me on ICQ 102707188

Thanks in advance.