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cynthia
04-11-2000, 07:42 PM
...goes to me!

As some of you might know, a few months ago I was having severe server problems and had to switch hosts in a hurry. That weekend we had 3 people moving 7 sites and setting up 5 scripts. It was a little confusing.

As you might also know, my script counts uniques based on IPs. The IPs are cleared every few hours via cron.

In the confusion and the hurriedness of the unexpected move, my site's cron never got set up.

So effectively for the past 3 months I've been collectibg IP addresses from every person who hit my page.

Since re-setting IPs (and setting up the cron) last night, my traffic's tripled, and it'll come back up, I know it. But I need help, guys. If we had a good trade in the past and you were wondering what the hell happened, now you know. Please, please, please be a chum and help me out?

Contact me 37592019 if you want to be my best friend and work on our trade. (you can also use this ICQ number to message me and tell me what a retard I am).

Monster ratios for everyone who messages me. Perm links, too! I'll send out nudie pics! Anything you want!!! (well, maybe not nudie pics :/ )

thanks - cynthia

MrBrian
04-11-2000, 08:18 PM
Damn, Been nominated the last 19 years and still havent won. I thought this year was a given! http://adultwebmasterinfo.com/ubb/redface.gif)