Silly joke of the day

[AdultDateCash]

LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:


An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

[Tatiana2]

LOL This same the like jokes about blond womens.

[pf69.com]

that seems to be a classic!!

[Kevin.]

that's pretty funny not looking forward to getting old

[Kevin.]

I got one as well hope it's not to old
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The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

[itto]

this is pretty old, but still funnay.
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3 employees, one from microsoft, one from sun, and one from apple are in a restroom, at the urinals.
when the microsoft employee is done he washes his hands, and dries his hands completely with like 10 paper towels.
"at microsoft," he says, "we're very thorough."

the sun employee finishes, washes his hands, dries them with 1 paper towel. "at sun we're very thorough AND very efficient."

the apple engineer leaves without washing his hands, and says "at apple, we don't piss on our hands."

[BIGTYMER]

LOL! Good shit.